My name is Jim...and I'm a Poser

I’ve only been on the forum for a few weeks and only recently learned what a “Poser” is. My understanding is that it refers to a person who is not really that athletic but simply poses as if they were the ‘real deal’…A typical example is the fat middle age guy buying an expensive bike… If that is a poser then I fess up. I’ve been one of those abominable people for quite a few years…

In 1999, I bought a Softride Rocketwing. It was the spring of 2000 before it finally arrived but I was so proud of my new $4000 bright red racing bike that I put it right in my living room! When friends dropped by I bragged about my newest toy and showed them all the cool features…the aerodynamic frame…the beam suspension…Dura-Ace shifters! Of course, they probably thought I was having a mid-life crisis since I was in my mid-40s…

“Jim, you don’t ride bikes! Why did you buy such an expensive toy?!”

“I bought it for doing long rides along the San Diego coastline and also for time-trial competitions. Just look how sleek this bike is! Ain’t it cool!”

“But Jim, you haven’t ridden a bike in years and aren’t you just a bit heavy for bike riding now?”

“Well, yes. My weight is almost 300 lbs…but someday I’ll get my weight down and then I can start riding my Rocketwing…”

“Well, I think you ought to sell it. You could use the money. Hey! Let’s have another drink and get this party going…”

Variations of that conversation were repeated over the years with my response always the same…that someday I would finally ride my Rocketwing. I guess you could say I was doing a lot of ‘posing’ without even actually riding that expensive bike that was still displayed in my living room.

But those conversations take on much more meaning once you know the underlying story of that fat, middle-aged dreamer drinking heavy and bragging about a bike he can’t even ride…

In 1995, I was a pretty athletic 41-yr old 180lb fairly serious bike rider doing about 150-miles a week. I could average over 20 mph for a 50-mile bike ride solo without aero equipment. I didn’t race but was having a blast. I had taken up cycling in 1994 partly to improve my fitness and lose weight but it also became great therapy to recover from my divorce the year before.

But in 1996, I began to realize that something very wrong was happening in my body… It wasn’t long before a gradually worsening fatigue was impairing my training rides. I started having problems with my asthma after not having much trouble for many years. By the middle of 1997, I wasn’t able to hardly ride even 5 miles. My doctors explained it away as aging, depression, allergies, stress, etc…

In 1998, I was diagnosed with severe sleep apnea and starting using a CPAP machine to keep my airways open at night. I felt a lot better - not well - but certainly less sick. I was able to exercise somewhat and even ride my bike some in the spring of 1999. I believed I was finally getting well and ordered the Rocketwing.

But then my body crashed hard in the fall of 1999. The fatigue had returned and was worse than ever. The diagnosis was depression but I knew the doctors were wrong… For the next 3 years the doctors couldn’t find out what was wrong and just wrote it off as depression insisting I would never get well until I got on Prozac… Meanwhile, I continued to tell my friends that someday I really would ride my Rocketwing…

In the fall of 2001, I was so sick that it was exhausting to even get off the couch to walk to the kitchen…and make yet another drink. I knew I was dying but without a medical diagnosis even well-meaning friends were starting to assume that it was all in my head… I wasn’t able to work anymore and began to live mostly in isolation. I made sure to always make the most of the few social occasions I went to. But underneath this somewhat still happy camper was a man grieving as he watched his life falling apart…day-by-day with no understanding of why his body was so sick…

But the Rocketwing remained front and center on display in my living room. The tires were flat and it was dusty now, but I was still as proud of my beautiful red racing bike as ever - even though I had never ridden it…and couldn’t even see a reason to believe that I ever would.

Finally in November 2001, I was diagnosed with a serious but very rare hormonal disorder - pituitary failure. That’s the ‘master’ gland at the base of your brain that manages the endocrine system among other things. When it dies, your body gradually stops producing any hormones. Suddenly it all made sense.

I’ve gone through quite a few pitfalls since then while trying to get the proper treatment but finally started to get better in the fall of 2004. Last November, at 330 lbs, I walked into the local Trek store and bought a hybrid bike. At first, all I could do was ride around the block. Sometimes people would stare at me struggling to go up the 2-3% incline near my condo. I suppose I looked a bit out-of-place on a bike, especially since my jersey was too small to cover my huge stomach. To some of them, I guess I might have looked like a poser…

2005 has been an intense and long-awaited comeback year for me. Through weight training and cycling I have lost over 120 lbs and now weigh 205 lbs. And yes…I’m FINALLY riding my Rocketwing along the San Diego coastline. And I just signed up for the Fiesta Island Time Trial race on Sept. 11. The Rocketwing is a great bike and I’m once again having a blast bike riding. But for years it was so much more than just an expensive toy sitting in my living room…

It was a symbol of hope… As long as my Rocketwing sat in my living room it seemed I could still hold on to my dreams. I knew in my heart all those years that if I lost my dreams, I would lose my life… It was a bright red reminder that I was not just another old fat guy bragging about how good he used to be…but rather that I was STILL an athlete. I was just an athlete who was sick and carrying a lot of weight - but still a genuine athlete nonetheless…

Today, on my 50-mile training ride along the San Diego coastline, I noticed an older man who was struggling to pedal his bike… He was at least 300 lbs, his seat was too low, he was pedaling squares and just looked quite silly. Although it seemed like he would fit in better at a circus than out on the road, all I could think was “God bless him…keep on pedaling buddy!”.

Thanks for listening…

Just wanted to say that I’m not implying that ST’ers are not compassionate or complaining about any threads related to Posers…

I just think it’s good for people to read an example of someone who may have looked so out-of-place on a bike but was really right where he needed to be…

BTW – I’ve learned a lot of good stuff from you guys in the last few weeks!

Atta-boy, Jim! Congratulations on your successful treatment. Good luck on your upcoming race!

My name is Jim…and I’m a Poser…

No. You’re the real deal.

HH

“God bless ya…keep on pedaling buddy!”
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This completes your 12-step program.

Ride fast!

And to you , I also say God bless you…keep on pedaling buddy!

That’s not even close to being a poser. You’re quite the opposite. A true poser is one that has all the gear and tries to look the part of someone fast, etc., all the while not really working hard at it all, and yet thinking/presenting himself as fast. Upon any sort of challenge, said poser will have infinite excuses (i.e., “my tires were 3psi underinflated so I couldn’t stick w/ you on that climb.”)

That hardly sounds like you, man.

Jim,

Bravo. My hat is off to you.

Congratulations on your progress. Your story is a good reminder to all who throw the poser term around that until you walk in another man’s shoes, you often have no idea what is going on there. All you have is a story that you have made up.

Good luck in your upcoming race and I hope to see you on the road before I hang up my bicycle and take the dirt nap. To share a stretch of road or a pull with you would be a privilege, indeed.

What a great story! Thanks for sharing. That’s very inspiring. Good luck in the time trial and let us know how it goes.

I’ve read your posts over the last few weeks and you are far from a poser. In my book, a poser is not someone who owns the gear and goes slowly. After all, the are different levels of ability. If someone is just plain slow is out there doing the work, more power to them. If they want to ride in full Postal uniform, well, it’s their money. To me, a poser is one who has all the gear and lots of excuses as to why they aren’t fast on a particular day, but will tell anyone and everyone how he/she could/should be “if only—.” This goes on at virtually every encounter with that person. It’s not a judgement made just on a chance, one time meeting. “I saw a poser today” just doesn’t seem right. Perhaps the sighting was of a person working toward a goal, just as you were/are, and that assessment is just not fair when one has no information other than seeing said person at a race or on the road. I knew posers and you,sir, are no poser!

Perhaps we should have another category, the uber-poser. This is someone who is talented and works hard toward achieving goals, but can’t stand to have anyone else involved in the sport who cannot keep pace with them regardless of how hard the person they label as a poser works. The uber-poser is pretending to be a human being.

You sir are a bonfide anti-poser.

Please do not ruin the moment by purchasing a yellow TDF Discovery biking jersey.

Jim,

What a great story. You held on to your dream even when it seemed as though there were no more steps to take to bring it to fruition. Success must taste so sweet!

Congratulations!!!

No Jim…you are not a poser, you are an inspiration…thanks so much for sharing your story!!!

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Jim -

Thanks for the story - very nice. Just be careful out there since you live in San Diego (“Whale’s vagina” right?) and cycling seems a little dangerous around there right now…

Funny but actually quite true! Cycling has been quite therapeutic. However, I hate to think that I’ve completed my 12-step program 'cause I’m just getting started!

Thanks! That gives me a much better idea of what a poser really is. I think I may have misunderstood the term.

Thanks everyone for your kind and compassionate replies…

You’ve educated me about the term ‘poser’. Looks like I had somewhat of a misunderstanding of the term. It’s great to ‘hang out’ here with people who ‘get it’. For years I’d be sitting around with friends who would talk about everything BUT cycling or fitness. When I would chime in about my goal of getting back on the bike someday, they just couldn’t understand… They kept trying to get me to ‘face reality’ (you’re older now, you have a chronic illness, you can’t expect to be a serious bike rider again, blah, blah, blah…). I know they meant well but I’m not hanging out with them much anymore.

My hope is that by sharing my ‘journey’ others may be inspired to also hang on to there dreams when it seems like they have no logical reason to do so. Thinking that my experience may help others helps me believe that maybe all those years off the bike weren’t wasted after all…

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If that were the definition of a poser, there would hardly ever, if ever, be any poser threads. You and I both come from strength-training boards, and we all know the tendency of posters to create “stereotypes” in which to rant about … whether or not anyone actually fits that desription is irrelevant … it’s the opportunity to rant that matters. It doesn’t take one long to be around message boards to notice this (I’m sure you’ve noticed also … especially if you were ever at the B&P board … the B&P board … now, that was some good trash.) Ex: the BB with 20-inch arms that curls the 35’s … the guy with 29-inch muscular legs that only does 1/4 squats … etc … you know … you’ve read the silly, whimsical rants before about types they may or may not exist.

Seriously, I love ST and I love the way people give each other the “Ounce of Truth” and speak their mind, and tell it “like it is” … but this site is waaaaaay to eager to identify, evaluate, and ridicule anyone they feel is a poser.

The history is long. One can search the back threads a find a number of quick, but erroneous judgements made by some coward about someone that eventually turned out to be a bonafide triathlete. The couple from IM Africa (or wherever) that received criticism calling them everything from the worst scum of the Earth to the world’s biggest posers … and then someone identified them, checked their records, and they were both multiple IM finishers, and if memory serves me right … they had respectable times.

The other day wasn’t it said that a poser was going “only 22mph”?

What I am getting at … is too often the “poser” threads often reveal that the “poser” in question was actually not a poser … and yet the “poser” threads never cease or even slow down. We do not learn a darn thing from our past mistakes.

In reality, such “poser” threads are really (and usually) an excuse for the poster to brag about how great or cool they are in the guise of outing someone else as a poser. Folks, should just have the fortitude to post a braggart thread and leave it at that. They (if they are legit) don’t need to stand on the shoulders of a poser to stand-out in the crowd.


How does the actual “poser post” occur … somebody is out training, and they see someone that they feel is a poser (a fellow triathlete), and instead of saying hi, or starting a small coinversation, or trying to make a friend, they only thing they think is “Man, I can’t wait to tell slowtwitch about this!”. I say this in a serious tone, but those that come running to a message board talking about posers are straight-up cowards. They are the very definition of the word.