My IMLOU volunteer RR (and jerk report)

I was offered an amazing opportunity to be a run escort at IMLOU that I could not pass up. All I knew was that I was going to get to ride my mountain bike around the marathon course with one of the top five finishers. I have never done an IM race, nor have I ever even been to one, but this seem like a very cool opportunity - something I would not want to miss. I met up with the rest of the escort team around 11am - about four hours after the race had started. We drew our assignments from a bag, I picked thrid place female. I must admit, I was slightly apprehensive about the whole thing. The last thing you want to do is ruin someone else race, esp. if they are in one of the top five spots.

I waited near the beginning of the run course watching some of the early men go by. I picked up Carole Sharpless and off we went. We hit a turn around point, I sped up and gave her a thumbs up as I came around. She was all business and she looked incredibly strong at this point.

As we moved along the course, it was really quiet - a lot of the spectators would probably show up later - this may sound stupid, but I tried to keep my bike as quiet as possible so as not to spoil the silence - really stupid, I know. Some of the top runners passed us coming back from the turn around, some shouting out encouragement - It was great to see. When we got down to the end of the first loop, the crowd reaction for Sharpless was incredible.

The second lap was harder.

It was much hotter and a lot of the age groupers had started their first lap so there was a lot of traffic to deal with especially in the aid stations where a lot of people were stopping.

She was slowing down, then walked for a while. I tried my “get your ass moving” look to no avail (come to think of it, it doesn’t work with my kids either). She picked it up again, a bit slower - then some jerk did the absolute most uncoolest, unclassiest thing I have ever seen. He was on his first lap, but on the other side of the road - saw the sign on my bike and decided to come across the center line in front of Carole to try to give her a high five and kind of get in her face a bit - like “Hey baby, look at you, you’re in third place”. It’s like something you might see a drunk guy do at the end of a long night in a bar. I mean seriously - you should get a DQ for that kind of crap. A ‘looking good’ or ‘good job’ or whatever is all that’s required. She didn’t react to him somehow, but man if you are out there - you seriously need to get a life.

Further along, everything started to fall apart. Her coach kept giving her the times back to 4th place and they were getting smaller and smaller. At about mile 20 she said “It sucks to get passed in the end” - all I could offer was “Let’s go, it’s all down hill from here” - which it wasn’t. I peeked back over my other shoulder and I saw the 4th place bike. After a few minutes, and with about three miles to go, I picked up new runner and headed for the finish.

After I put my bike away, I hung out at the finish line for a few hours. It was amazing thing to watch - very inspiring - a little hard to put into words.

Andrew

Wow, cool report! Good to see that even the pros found that 2nd lap hard in the heat! I sure did …

“a little hard to put into words.”

I think you did a pretty darn good job. Thanks for the report.

Great report.

Question - With the two loop course - how was the 5th place biker to know if someone was overtaking the fifth place women they were leading? I would imagine that there had to be several women on their “first” lap that were running faster than the women in contention as they headed down the last lap.

very cool perspective. thanks!

Yep, that was one of the things I was worried about. There were only four pro women in the race, so we only had four bikes for the women. As it turned out, an Age Grouper did pass the 4th place bike without him knowing (Carole Sharpless came in fifth). Before we started, we were told that we would just “know”, but I don’t see how we could have possibly known on the second lap - there were people all over the place. Actually, I suspect that the woman that came fourth passed me as well (I had third place bike), but was passed back by the third place finisher…

Andrew

That’s a cool report! Very awesome. So, what exactly does a “run escort” do. All kidding aside, what were your duties?

High fives are unclassy?

Basically, I had a sign on the front of my bike that said “3rd Place Female”. So, when the T.V. cameras came around, or when we got close to the finish, people would know that the person running behind me was the third place female. I did try to clear a bit of a path through a couple of the aid stations especially as a lot of runners were just standing around and we were moving right along, but it was not like I was yelling at people to get out of the way or anything.

Later on, a nice dinner, a bottle of wine…typical escort stuff:-)

High fives are unclassy?

uh, yep. Ok, in the finishing chute, not so good at mile 18, unless it’s between consenting adults…

maybe it was “Awesome for you, holly shit you are in third place ROCK ON” that was meant to be heard?

Sharpie is one of the coolest girls out there - and I’m shocked she didn’t have a snappy comeback for that arse! Very cool that you got to be out on the road with her! She did great!

RR

i’ve always wanted that job as a volunteer - cool report

FYI Carole did the marathon with a stress fracture and hadn’t run in over 5 weeks …

i’ve always wanted that job as a volunteer - cool report

FYI Carole did the marathon with a stress fracture and hadn’t run in over 5 weeks …

I heard about the stress fracture after the race - she was cruising until about half way through. She walked a bit on the second lap, started up a little slow, but then really picked it up. It was kind of brutal because I thought she was going faster and faster, but the gap back to 4th kept closing. Every time I saw her coach I was thinking that surely she was pulling away again. I felt kind of helpless, I wanted to give her my bike, or let her draft off me or something - anything.

you and me both … she’s a friend of mine … :slight_smile:

Very cool. So how’d you luck into that primo position? Was it just luck of the draw? Either way, great opportunity to see the pros up close during a race.

Sharpie is one of the coolest girls out there - and I’m shocked she didn’t have a snappy comeback for that arse! Very cool that you got to be out on the road with her! She did great!

RR
I think she was hurtin’ bad. :frowning: She got it done though!

I sat with Carole at the awards dinner she is so fun and great girl!! She was really hurting and hats off to her for sticking it out…she rocks!!!

Sonja
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No doubt! I met her right before the race - she was hilarious! I think a small crowd even formed around her. Such a nice, unassuming person and stopped to talk with several fans who tried to meet her. They had to be bugging the crap out of her but she didnt show it. She was really great to them which really impressed me. A couple of my buddies said she puked right by their feet before the swim start and made a joke saying something like, “Ah, I should have done that for Nina to swim through…” Got to love a woman who doesnt take herself too seriously.

I saw her again at the awards when she was “cleaned up”. WOW-E-WOWZER. Talk about a tri-hottie!

One of the female lead bikes came in w/ a front flat. I think it was a purple GT MTB. That must have sucked. I wonder how long he rode on that flat.
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