My comedy of errors: a roadies xterra RR

A friend convinced me to race xterra utah with him a few months ago. I signed up, he backed out, but i decided to do it anyway. So, on to the errors.

First off I decided to take my bottle cage and put on a pump instead, then early morning i decided to use a bottle instead of camelback. Get to the race…oops. Fortunately DeSoto makes their Forza trisuit with a rear pocket that comfortably fits a 24 ounce bottle on rough terrain, go DeSoto!

Second error: i ran into a friend i havent seen since college and talked to him straight through the full course swim start. Ended up spending the first lap trying to swim through slower swimmers, then the second lap through the sport swimmers. Result: worst swim ever. I can pull out 1:30 lcm all day long, and swam a 34 (though that includes t1)

Third error: i decided to pump a few more psi into my tires this morning, i felt (after riding the course yesterday) that it would help me climb faster, it did. Of course it completely screwed my descending abilities, on the final descent i fell over a dozen times. Every turn my tires slid out and i went down, and ended up being passed by dozens of riders.

Fourth error: as far as i could tell when i hit the final descent i was first in my ag, i watched 5 people in 25-29 pass me on the descent. When i got to the run i ran with one guy in my ag, and we passed one more, so we were fighting for fourth. Nope, one of the people who passed me was in the championship race, and we were fighting for third, i decided to take it easy down the last hill and let him stay ahead, ended up 4th by 20 seconds i could have made up. Oops.

However, despite the mistakes it was a damn fun race, great weather, great people, etc. And oddly enough i feel great, not beat up like after a typical olympic. I highly recommend racing one.

Wait till tomorrow the pain will come!

If you execute an Xterra Race as well as a Road Tri(ie no mistakes), you aren’t doing it right. Unless you finished bleeding somewhere, you again, didn’t do it right.

Welcome to the family! It’s a great one.

Oh im bleeding plenty, enough that it dripped into both shoes on both the bike and run, arms and hands somehow stayed scrape free though.

It’s a ton of fun. I also don’t know if you follow jamie whitmore at all, but 3 guys helped her fix her chain today, stopped their race and helped…I don’t think you’d see that in a road tri.

I love Xterra, my first race I had no idea what “gel” was, and just brought gatorade, about a mile into the run I was cramping bad. Some guy interupted his race to hand me a gel wish me luck, and then continued to cheer me on as I passed him back. It’s memories like that, that make races a ton of fun!

Well go them, i saw her on the run but that was it.

Looking at the results I actually did quite well on the swim, and without the bike issues (ie if I hadn’t messed with tire pressure last minute after preriding the course) I would have been in contention for the overall podium.

Well **** me.