Was watching TV and an ad for Evan Almighty came on…Morgan Freeman, who plays God was talking to Steve Carrels character…Theyre talking and Morgan F. says " I am God"…or something thereabout.
And my 4 year old stands up and points, yelling…“Mom , there’s God!!”…My wife about fell over laughing…and had a little explaining to do…
I freaking love little kids…you nver know whats going to come out of their mouths!
I freaking love little kids…you nver know whats going to come out of their mouths!
For better or for worse…
Steve
Things that kids will say are too funny…
Once I came into the TV room to find my 4 year old standing infront of the TV with a 12" piece of scotch tape plastererd across the screen.
I say. “Samantha, what are you doing?”
without hesitation, she ripps the tape off the screen, holds it out as to hand it to me and says “Here Dad, I taped it for you so you wouldn’t miss anything.”
So the other day, my daughter, who is 10, is telling me about all the cool stuff they do in school, with computers, for example, and I say, “wow, I never got to do any of that kind of stuff when I was in school”, and she says in an exasperated tone, “Dad, you went to school in the 1900’s”. Man it made me feel old - of course I then raced her up the hill to show her who is still the boss.
when my nephew was 3 or 4 he asked his dad “What makes my skin stick to my body?” LOL.
Damn that is a good question, why does our skin stick? haha
About 3 years ago, I was having a get together at my place and had invited few friends with their respective families. One of my closest friends has a huge nose…so we are chatting in the family room and one of my other’s friend kid (5 y old) came to us and said out loud to her dad " daddy, did you see how big is his nose?“… I was like “oh my God”…but the funniest part was her father’s reply: " Natalie, people don’t make fun of other people’s defects”… I was like " oh, no, this is even worse"…
I will never forget that one.
My two year old is playing in my room while I was watching an old James Bond, Sean Connery movie. The girl in the movie comes out of the shower, completly covered in a towel, even her hair and my son says, to no one in particular, “her have big boobs like my mom”.
Steve Q.
My most embarassing was my then 5 year old daughter was sitting on my lap watching television. I told her I loved having her sit on my lap and she could always sit on my lap, no matter how big she was. With my mother in law sitting at the kitchen table, easily within ear shot, my daughter says ‘Even if I grow up to be as fat as grandma’? I just acted like I never heard a thing.
My wife recently bought a pair of sandals that had a solid raised heel … when getting dressed for a date the other evening before I got home from work our 4 year old said “You’re my high-heeled Momma.”
She said she was dying after she heard that!