It’s really nice in here.
But it smells funky.
I’m pretty handy with tools. Do you need a hand installing the brass pole?
Brett
BUT BABY!!! I’VE GOT A WHOLE LOT of LUVIN’ TO GIVE!!! Plus, I can do a MEAN lap dance! I’m surprisingly limber and bendy!
Pardon me, I seem to be color blind, what color is the velvet?..
…And where are those dang ladies?
-The next greatest signature…in a minute…
Is it true that the big screen only gets the FOX news channel? I also like how you’ve decorated with bunny fur.
Oh by the way this is a smoking jacket club my tailor will be happy to help you. Just take a minute.
to quote Sam Malone from Cheers— I’m smokin in any jacket, baby!!
Uh. Mr. Tibbs. Put your pants back on. Seriously. Yes I’ve seen a grown man naked. Yes Mr. Tibbs, I know the velvet is soft. No, I don’t like movies about gladiators.
Ahh, it’s faux bunny fur. Couldn’t have the real thing. Our resident Bunnydude wouldn’t like that very much.
So the rabbit fur is fake, but are THOSE real? My goodness . . .
so far, this room is a george forman grill short of being my dorm room.
that, and i’m getting a real clockwork orange vibe.
Mr. Tibbs,
Nice place you have here. You really have put a lot of thought into the decor.
Now, it’s not like me to come to a man’s establishment and start slandering (or is that libel… I get them confused) his good name. Nor is it my style to jump to conclusions without hearing both sides of the story, but you Sir… are a Rat!
That’s right I didn’t stutter. You’re a Rat! and we all want to know how you are going to explain this:
http://www.austin-groen.com/ratties/mr_tibbs.htm
By the way who’s Butters? Looks like a prison cell mate to me! I think you have some 'splaining to do.
I’ll be at the bar waiting for your explanation. I’m sure it’s just a simple misunderstanding… or is it?
Joel
It’s kind of dark in here, isn’t it? And how come the walls are moving like that? If I didn’t know any better I’d swear those are cockroa… OHMYGOD! They’re alive!!!
It’s kind of dark in here, isn’t it? And how come the walls are moving like that? If I didn’t know any better I’d swear those are cockroa… OHMYGOD! They’re alive!!!
Dude, its the acid. Just mellow, itll be fine. Just go with it.
Don’t bother getting up Mr. Bull… I was just leaving. I think the Forum got the answer they were looking for.
Klan?! Now that’s libel (or is it slander… I get those two things mixed up) Besides, I’m much too Catholic. I’m not on the membership list with those types… more like on the menu! As for Anti-American? Seven years in the good ole’ USMC. I’m a Gulf War Vet remember? Perhaps you missed those posts while you were on your exercise wheel.
I must say I admire a guy who goes on the offensive and makes the good guy appear to be the bad guy, when his defense is weak. Right outta’ mine own play book. Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations. Let’s not get the issue confused. You’re the Rat not me. It was just a matter of time before someone Googled “Mr. Tibbs” and found those very compromising pictures of you Tibbs. Compromising pictures indeed.
As for Ze Gopher: I didn’t wack that guy. Not my style. It was a guy on a Litespeed. I saw it in last months issue of Triathlete Magazine. He got it just crossing the road… Poor bastard never had a chance. My prayers go out to the family.
I guess it’s time to move on to the next watering hole. Perhaps Jaylew’s place. Got me a C-note and a little time to kill…
Later Tibbs! Like I said earlier, I like what you’ve done with the place. Don’t take no wooden nickels.
Joel
Matt (aka Mr. Dianabol),
Please stop taking Methandrostenolone. You’re getting a little outta’ control. My God! Look at the size of your brow! Scary!!!
Tibbs, I got in a big fight with my wife today, I really need a place to hang out, so can I come in?
Per my wife’s instructions, I’ll be over here in the corner f—ing myself.
– Big EE
Perhaps we need to take this outside. I’m begining to not like your tone of voice.
Oh, by the way. You had five words for me. Don’t (Do not) is a contraction. But fuzzy math is more the rule than the exception with you Texans, isn’t it?
What? I’m just askin’!
Out here in California our rattlesnakes don’t even wear boots. They must be tough mutha’s out there in Texas.
“Alright you damn yankee”
Well, you got that one right. I’ll assume you know the difference between a Yankee, and a Damn Yankee. Yankees go down south for vacation, and then go home. Damn Yankees go down south, buy property, and then they stay. I’m a Damn Yankee… and don’t forget it.
“You just may have bit off a little more than you can chew”
Probably not, but if you’re feelin’ froggy… jump!
“You ever got an ass kicking with a pair of rattlesnake boots?”
Nope, but I do have a pair of some pretty sweet Python boots that I picked up at Fort Sill some years ago. You have rattlesnake boots? Nice. Perhaps I was wrong about you. At least you have style.
“By the way, there’s 3 N’s in beginning”
Yes there are. You know there is a reason I went to a Southern Military College before the Marine Corps. I never said I was heading to Harvard. By the way that Southern Military College thing kind of offsets the Yankee thing.
“dumbass”
I’ve been called worse for less.
The way I see it our host is a little on the feminine side helping “Mr. I just got my ass kicked by my wife” over there! Perhaps you could show me where the MEN drink beer around here. I’ll buy the 1st round.
“…your scaring the johns. I have buisness.”
WHAT??? You mean these girls are Hookers? Damn, and I thought I was suddenly very charming. Wait 'till Big EE’s wife finds out he’s with a bunch of Hookers! If he thought that fight he had with his wife this morning was bad. That boy is in trouble!
Come to think of it, I gotta’ get my married ass outta’ here before I’m in the dog house.