At the risk of embarrassing Mr. T (is this possible?)
I have offered to buy new shorts, if no one donates any. What color should I get? Since I don’t know of any in pink, I am looking at voler.com. Voler offers 8 colors, I am leaning toward red or yellow, although I just checked and see that they have tri shorts and also … Texas!!!
Of course, I could also go with DeSoto. Let the voting begin.
I cant tell you what Mr. Tibbs preference is but as a long time Voler devotee I can offer some perspective on some of the colors other than black! I have a friend who owns Voler bibs in green, red, and yellow but they are a couple years old. Now the new cantera chamois that Voler is using may include more lining in the fabric but as far as the older shorts/bibs, unless my friend wears something underneath his bibs (like a perforated Defeet UnDshirt or similar), when he starts sweating, the red and yellow get rather translucent and really do not leave anything to the imagination - the women who have drafted behind him say it aint pretty!
Randy: What with all the whining, I figured we’d get him girl’s shorts. ;p
Vitus: You’re probably right. The mailman has proabably already told the police: " I jus’ deliver the packages. I don’t ask what’s in the packages. I don’t want to know. They come addressed with all kinds of crazy names: Customer Jon, Mr. Tibbs, Sir Wise Cracker, Mrs. Pollie Pretty Pants. I jus’ deliver 'em."
That you’re SOL. Any damage done isn’t going to get any better any faster with medical intervention. Anyway, its sort of like the old joke about ‘Hong Kong Dong’ - “oh, no worry, you no need treatment,after two weeks it fall off by itself.”