Who else could have sent MP a text message saying
“dude, it’s ridiculous how many times a day I have to see your ugly face. It’s time to be the best ever”
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1832290,00.html
No. Tibbs would have said:
“dude, it’s redikulus how many times a day I halve two see youre ugly face. Its time to be the best evar.”
Sometime I have wonder why I love you guys so much. My spelling is perfection and me and Phelps go way back.
“and gave his teammates a lead some weekend lap swimmer could hold”
I am glad I mostly swim during the weekdays and I do not have US citizenship as the US team (sorry I meant to say Michael) would have lost their medals.
"All the remaining U.S. swimmers, Ryan Lochte, Ricky Berens, and Peter Vanderkaay, had to do was avoid a cramp. "
Seriously, they are f$%#$%#ing kidding right…
Can they stop for 1 second talking about Phelps and talking about I do not know let’s say swimming?
Fred.
I do have to commend you on much-improved spelling. Just funnin’ with you! 
Crap! I knew I shouldn’t let him borrow my phone.
Spelling has improved. Content is slipping. Sexiness is at an all time high.
Sexiness is at an all time high.
LOL! As is humility.
“As is humility.”
Humility is very sexy. Therefore I am very humble because I am very sexy. Tomorrow I might be very humble which will be very sexy. It’s win/win. No downside.