The ozone layer is recovering. All is well with the planet. Time to light a fire with styrofoam cups.
Guess I’ll have to study for all of my exams. Shucks.
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
Ha! We still have plastic bags…come over to the third world. The water’s lovely here.
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
I’ve got a shit ton that I can just send you. My grocery people give them away as if they are on commission. Everything gets it’s own bag. Heavier items, such as a loaf of bread, get double bagged.
So you’re saying all the ladies can once again load up on the AquaNet?
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
Or go out with out gobs of sun screen on?
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
One of my weekly joys is to drive up to my local Whole Foods in my Prius and ask those glorified check out clerks not to use paper bags. The look on their pretentious faces is priceless.
After a pause you should add “And when I’m done unloading my groceries at home, I usually just take the bags and THROW THEM IN THE OCEAN!”
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Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
One of my weekly joys is to drive up to my local Whole Foods in my Prius and ask those glorified check out clerks not to use paper bags. The look on their pretentious faces is priceless.
But paper bags are superior in function, why would you prefer plastic. Stores switched to plastic for cost reasons, not because there were better.
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
One of my weekly joys is to drive up to my local Whole Foods in my Prius and ask those glorified check out clerks not to use paper bags. The look on their pretentious faces is priceless.
But paper bags are superior in function, why would you prefer plastic. Stores switched to plastic for cost reasons, not because there were better.
Why do you hate trees?
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
One of my weekly joys is to drive up to my local Whole Foods in my Prius and ask those glorified check out clerks not to use paper bags. The look on their pretentious faces is priceless.
But paper bags are superior in function, why would you prefer plastic. Stores switched to plastic for cost reasons, not because there were better.
Why do you hate trees?
I was only considering function, not what might be best for the environment. Though, if you don’t by the paper bags they will grow less of those paper pulp trees so you are supporting deforestation by not using paper bags. So I like trees, I just like them to made into mush when they reach maturity.
Can I get my fucking plastic grocery bags back now?
One of my weekly joys is to drive up to my local Whole Foods in my Prius…
I’m sorry.