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You can only afford 3 bikes? That sucks. What a shame… my heart truly goes out to you.
At least the ones you have are nice!
Not enough space on the rail for the softride?
three “vanilla” production bikes, at that. nice enuf, i spose, but porn? i think not.
dude you need to BUY a Vanilla. THAT would be bike porn. c’mon now. you know what i’m talking about.
Couldn’t afford a doormat ?
Please tell me the gleaming metal I see around the brake track of your Felt’s Zipp 404s is not indicative of a (gasp) clicher race wheel set!!!
Someone could trip over that shiny vase in front of the door in the left hand side of the picture.
No pictures on the walls?
You should’ve saved the dough and put those tiny wheels & tires on the P3. Way less rolling resistence. What a waste. 
Was anybody going to bring up the bloody hand sticking out of the Felt?
What’s up with that?
Dave
Oh $ht. That’s hilarious! Disturbing, but hilarious nonetheless.
yeah…what’s up with the hand?
The white walls match your white a$$ legs…
And there’s a white floating dot on the upper right of center in the picture. Your place haunted or something?
ok, so which bike do you race on? P3 or the B2?
Its Zipp-a-licious.
Where’s the porn… the monkey bike?
The Felt is not mine…that is a buddys, thus the clinchers…I would never bo so foolish…I personally think that a P3 with Record10 and 909’s with special Titainum S-Bends should count as porn somewhat. Yes, my house is hanuted…and no I cant afford a mat after what I paid for the damn carpet.
So…the bloody hand as pins in it that were in my finger/wrist after a nasty crash…the cast, specially formed for my position on a Carbon X…and I have added a Softride to the mix…as well as Tracys bike…
Looks like an orgy of bikes. Are there any more cumming?
There are more, no more room, and I am afraid to put up a photo of any other area of my house…I had to tear apart that room and throw things to the other side so you all vicious bastards would not blast me for my horrible taste.
Dam you like to brag!
Wanna offload the Shamal wheelset?
Are those profile bars on the softride snapped through?
Nope, not looking to off the Shamal HPW 12’s…would buy another set if I found them (I have clincher AND tubular currently). Yes, the Carbon X is broken…was wondering who would notice. I need to send them back to Profile someday…but they have 2 of my IMLP bike check stickers on them and I would like to keep them for the memories than I would like a cheap set of crash replacement Carbon X (thus last week I got a new set from the LBS even though Profile said that I could get cost for a trade in). I just the other day said that I needed to stop taking the bikes into the living room as I just paid about $6k for carpet in that room…hard habit to break.
Oh, and those walls are only white cause the others are to dark…I just finished the marble walls in the kitchen and need to get the kitchen floor done before I move to much further…BTW…marble walls are NICE, easy to clean in the kitchen and look like they cost more than they did.