Our beloved family pet is missing. He loves gardens and sunny days. He can’t run fast because he feed him a lot of snacks. Small fury and loveable. Please contact me right away if you’ve seen him. Reward for his safe return!
do you live in New Jersey???
No but my groundhog does, on a golf course. The grounds keeper is always after him. The guy who carried the clubs for the Dali Lama.
does the grounds keeper play 36 holes in the afternoon?
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The little brown, furry rodents -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don’t even have to have a reason. All right, let’s do the same thing, but with gophers -!
You can have him back when you make good on that 1-hour massage you owe the winner of the evolution thread.
Did he have any identifying marks, or does he look like your standard ground-hog?
I have him, but I’m not going to send him to you until I get the reward. I was only asking about the identifying marks because he has two tatoo’s; an M-dot and a picture of Obama.
Please send $500 via paypal, and I’ll send you your ground-hog.
I think this dog finally had enough screwing around with your groundhog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gajkDAVS42A
I don’t care what anyone says about your politics, you have a great sense of humour…
I forgot to mention my groundhog is a huge baseball fan. If he sees a ball, mitt, or bat he will be drawn to you as he loves to play. We even named him Wrigley.
Our beloved family pet is missing. He loves gardens and sunny days. He can’t run fast because he feed him a lot of snacks. Small fury and loveable. Please contact me right away if you’ve seen him. Reward for his safe return!
Here you go:
Can you please check if that one is a male or female? Mine is a male.
No but my groundhog does, on a golf course. The grounds keeper is always after him. The guy who carried the clubs for the Dali Lama.
Big hitter, the Lama…