I know they’re sometimes interesting at first and provide character hints…but after seeing them 100 times they get pretty worn.
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I know they’re sometimes interesting at first and provide character hints…but after seeing them 100 times they get pretty worn.
Looks like a great signature in the making…
==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
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What an utterly insignificant thing to bitch about.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
Please, yourself, you ignorant cracker. (Any white-as-wonder medical researcher who quotes an idiot thug rapper on purpose deserves to be verbally abused. There’s more where that came from, stop asking for it.)
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I’ve never had a signiture before, but want to give it a shot!
Here, try one of mine
==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
90% of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A day not wasted is a day wasted!
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
Happiness is not a destination. It’s the trip.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.
I float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
I give advice worth the price…free!
I have a speech impediment… my foot.
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it.
I’ve seen the future. I can’t afford it.
If at first you don’t succeed, call it v1.0!
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.
If it’s not on fire, it’s a software problem.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines!
In case of fire, yell “FIRE!”
International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
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Still some more
- If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to a mosque doesn’t make you a Muslim any more than going to a
garage makes you a mechanic. - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never
tried before. - My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel faster through the mail than checks.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
waist change places. - Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it. - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it. - By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world. - Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
Eat my shorts…
That one never gets old, if you ask me.
Here’s one I might try from the thread on poor triathlete swimmers:
“I am married, leave me alone”
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Last one’s I promise
- A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
- What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- A backwards poet writes inverse.
- In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your
Count that votes. - She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat
minor. - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man, who fell into an upholstery machine, is fully recovered.
- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart. - You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
- Every calendar’s days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- The short fortune-teller, who escaped from prison, was a small
medium at large. - Those, who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the
end. - Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
- Those, who jump off a Paris bridge, are in Seine.
- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought
she’d dye. - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
- Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs…Woof!
- Do not believe in miracles – rely on them.
- Does killing time damage eternity?
- Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the
expected? - Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.
- Don’t buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.
- Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery
- Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Thanks!
"I know they’re sometimes interesting at first and provide character hints…but after seeing them 100 times they get pretty worn. "
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Hey man, you stole my idea…
I like it!