Medical malpractice - help!

I went in for a bankhart repair today and somehow ended up with a lap band on my bladder.

Ok, not really - but the drugs they gave me are making me have to piss every 10min and it’s annoying as all hell…

I think that there is a thread in “The Womyns” about this same issue…please look for advice there :slight_smile:
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LOL!

Good luck with your shoulder rehab!

Maybe it’s cancer.

I went in for a bankhart repair today and somehow ended up with a lap band on my bladder.

Ok, not really - but the drugs they gave me are making me have to piss every 10min and it’s annoying as all hell…

Start with a longer penis.

Come On fellow posters, Khai has asked for a little help and we can give it.

If a medication given to you by your physician is causing an untoward side effect, there’s an excellent chance there may be an alternative. Why not take a minute, call the prescribing physician and determine if this is a common, but short term problem that everybody gets over, or if another product would be best for your situation. It’s a snap, do it in the morning.

Hey Khai,

Can you detail what was wrong with your shoulder? I heard the rumor that you had a genital problem in your shoulder, is this true?

Paulo Sousa, PhD
Engineering Director

Dude, just roll a bit fattie and let 'er rip…

“The carpet pulled the room together, man…”

AP

Prednisone is known for causing frequent peeing. My dog is on it and the vet warned us of that so he goes out a lot more often.

It is probably the meds. Talk to your Dr.

This can probably help in the meantime.

http://www.uroclub.com/

Hey Khai,

Can you detail what was wrong with your shoulder? I heard the rumor that you had a genital problem in your shoulder, is this true?

Paulo Sousa, PhD
Engineering Director

Dr. Sousa,

It was a congenital problem with his shoulder. I know you engineers sometimes have trouble with words. Hope this helps! Khai, everyone here at the Tucson High Performance Training Center is sending you our best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Will Ronco
President
Awesome Software, Inc.

Prednisone is known for causing frequent peeing. My dog is on it and the vet warned us of that so he goes out a lot more often.

It is probably the meds. Talk to your Dr.

This can probably help in the meantime.

http://www.uroclub.com/

If that is it, make sure you get plenty of time outside, offleash.

Where the hell were you with your stellar advice when Khai started a thread about my cancer? Any alternatives for it?

Deirdre
President, AA (Awesomeness Awareness)

D-I must have missed that one. Care to give me a little direction?

OK - I moved from Canada to the US in '05

When the f#$%^&*(k did Canada get malpractice claims??

Seriously - hope all goes well in your recovery.

Simple solution: Foley Catheter. Problem solved.

Don’t like garden hoses shoved up your…?

How about a Condom Catheter. Non-invasive goodness.

Until the nurse aide yells out to her partner… “what size condom? Oh, he’s a small.”

What the hell is a bankhart repair? Pissing every ten minutes? Anyone would think you were walking around with a waterbottle 24 hours before an IM!!!

"Come On fellow posters, Khai has asked for a little help and we can give it. "

Rarely do I respond but this is just too tempting to pass.

Here is some advice - HTFU Khai.

There is nothing prescribed status post Bankart that benefits or expedites your healing or recovery.
Nothing.
Dr. Post?

Sure, there are pain meds but maybe you need to just HTFU?

Thanks for crying wolf…

-KLG M.D., J.D.

Several days into camp and you still have the energy to post? Dr. Sousa must be getting soft.

Dr. Jodi Thomson, PhD (Soon to be MD)
Future Emergency Medicine Resident, location TBD in 28 hours

Thanks John, but in this case the flippant approach taken by most responders is actually proper - I’m just drugged up and bitching for the hell of it.

For the record however, I’m on oxycodone and celebrex. I think the oxycodone is the one making me need to piss all the time, while the celebrex just makes me nauseated.

good times… :smiley:

hey man…can I buy some of that Canadian Oxy off ya? I know that stuff has GOT to cost less up there.