Meanwhile in Afghanistan

Pakistan says the two nations are at war

That should go well.

Was this one of the wars you know who stopped?

where is the Don when the world needs him?

No.

He said he stopped the India and Pakistan by threatening 200 % tariffs on both countries if they didn’t stop. He then said that the Pakistan PM expressed gratitude and said Trump saved 25 million lives.

For the life of me, I don’t know how he didn’t win the Nobel Prize. But once he solves Israel/Iran, he’s a shoe in.

This might be the first time somebody wins both the Nobel and FIFA Peace Prizes.

Nobody even thought it was possible.

Historic.

Come on. The phrase is right there for the taking… like nobody has ever seen before.

Just wait until he declares Mission Accomplished in Iran. Another war ended.

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But he started it…

It’s all perspective :wink:

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/02/nx-s1-5732258/us-iran-hegseth-caine

“We didn’t start this war, but under President Trump, we are finishing it,” the defense secretary told reporters.

Will he fit in the cockpit? Self egress, etc. not body shaming, asking the hard questions.
Forgot about the bone spurs. Disregard.