Maybe Rick Perry is on to something

About 5 minutes into my evening run, a police car stops and calls me over. As I was dressed in goofy running shorts, long sleeved tech shirt and orange reflective vests, I assumed it wasn’t because I looked suspicious. The officer tells me there’s reports of a big pit bull loose in that neighborhood, maybe I want to pick a different route?

In fact, I did. Got a little adrenaline boost as well.

I wonder if it would be a problem to run through the streets of Lansing, MI with a laser-sight equipped pistol? Maybe one in each hand for balance? (like arm weights)

It’s fairly easy to take out a dog without weapons.

how?

I always scream at a threatening dog “GO HOME”. It has worked every time, but note that you have to scream it directly at the dog as loud as you can. Dogs are pussies.

It’s fairly easy to take out a dog without weapons.

Of course, I thought about this scenario as I ran. My best idea was to yell at the dog, then try to kick/ stomp it in the face if it attacked. Glad I didn’t have to test that solution!

Sure just run with somebody slower than you…the dog will take the slow guy out!

never thought of teaching any of my previous dogs that command. good thing they can figure it out on their own i guess, what “go home” means, having never heard it before.

Speed work with Eddy.

Eddy’s a real son-of-a-b*tch.

About 5 minutes into my evening run, a police car stops and calls me over. As I was dressed in goofy running shorts, long sleeved tech shirt and orange reflective vests, I assumed it wasn’t because I looked suspicious. The officer tells me there’s reports of a big pit bull loose in that neighborhood, maybe I want to pick a different route?

In fact, I did. Got a little adrenaline boost as well.

I wonder if it would be a problem to run through the streets of Lansing, MI with a laser-sight equipped pistol? Maybe one in each hand for balance? (like arm weights)

I think you missed the pink font. You are so much better of running with pepper spray than a firearm. (happy)

About 5 minutes into my evening run, a police car stops and calls me over. As I was dressed in goofy running shorts, long sleeved tech shirt and orange reflective vests, I assumed it wasn’t because I looked suspicious. The officer tells me there’s reports of a big pit bull loose in that neighborhood, maybe I want to pick a different route?

In fact, I did. Got a little adrenaline boost as well.

I wonder if it would be a problem to run through the streets of Lansing, MI with a laser-sight equipped pistol? Maybe one in each hand for balance? (like arm weights)

I think you missed the pink font. You are so much better of running with pepper spray than a weapon.

pepper spray IS a weapon