I’ve been using your mom’s. Lots of spring to it.
Mattress? HTFU and sleep on the floor.
The thing about the internet is that is brings out the pussy in most people. I’m wondering if these type of responses would be made if you had to make them face to face? I doubt it. Do us all a favor and get hit by a car
I’d ABSOLUTELY make it to your face! What’s better cocktail party conversation than a good session of yo mama snaps?
The thing about the internet is that is brings out the pussy in most people. I’m wondering if these type of responses would be made if you had to make them face to face? I doubt it. Do us all a favor and get hit by a car
Am I the only one seeing the irony in this post?
The thing about the internet is that is brings out the pussy in most people. I’m wondering if these type of responses would be made if you had to make them face to face? I doubt it. Do us all a favor and get hit by a car
Am I the only one seeing the irony in this post?
Ironic indeed, because there were no cars while I was roaming the earth, gobbling up scrumptious sauropods.
ETA: Additional irony can be found in the fact that you modern-day humans drive around in contraptions fueled by decomposed ME, so I guess I’ve already been vehicularly assaulted.
I’d ABSOLUTELY make it to your face! What’s better cocktail party conversation than a good session of yo mama snaps?
I came back to my desk with a bag that had me drawn on it (girl at deli found them a red sharpie to draw my beard) next to a big penis under mistletoe… I laughed cut it out and hung it on my wall. so I"m with you many of us can dish and take it in real life no problem.