Marathon Joke

Triathlon Forum
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to
her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

  "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the

window. My

husband’s home early!"

  "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

  "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she

replied. He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least
of your problems!"

  So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and

jumps out the window. As he ran down the street in the pouring
rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of
the town’s
annual
marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300
of them.

  Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried

to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group
of
runners
who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

  "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

  "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so

wonderfully free!"

  Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run

carrying
your
clothes with you under your arm?"

  Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can

get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

  Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and

queried, "Do

you always wear a condom when you run?"

  "Nope.........just when it's raining"
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hilarious!