Man Eating Shark Maraudes Miami Mainstreet- On Land!

Triathlon Forum
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OK, well, not really- but I like “Enquirer” style headlines.

Actually, some kids on a bike found a dead nurse shark and tried to sell it for $10. Apparently they dropped it in the street and it caused quite a stir. Now its on CNN.

Can you imagine if they had dumped it on the beach at the start of a triathlon? Remember when that fellow dumped the dead shark on the beach at the swim finish of Alcatraz about four years ago?

Anyway…

http://www.justnews.com/news/20137258/detail.html

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A Land Shark?

http://i26.tinypic.com/fwk951.jpg

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deadly. mass hysteria. cancel all triathlons for a year and stay indoors.

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Now carried on CNN with a new twist:

This new evidence suggest sharks are trying to invade land. This one rode on a train. Remember the giant basking shark washed up last week in New Jersey? It likely couldn’t find the train station…

http://www.cnn.com/...ead.shark/index.html