Just like title says. Make up your own joke and write it down. I’ll start.
- What’s the biggest downside to Braille porn magazines?
- The sticky pages.
Q. What’s the difference between a Porsche and an porcupine?
A. With the porcupine the pricks are always on the outside.
Note - this is also an old BMW joke. 
Q: How does a Kentucky girl know when her mother is on her period?
A: When her brother’s dick tastes like shit.
What has a thousand teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
My ex is a 10. Everyone agrees shes a solid 10.
With a bit of portion control and exercise she could be a 6
I have been masturbating to charlize theron for 10 years.
I JUST found out shes been in other movies besides monster.
I fucked a girl with one foot.
She was such a freak!
When I was done she begged me to use the other one.
Obama … Nuff said
Obama … Nuff said
Oh, wait, you said to “make up” a joke … My bad.
Q: What does a 15 year old Kentucky girl say after she has sex?
A: “Roll over daddy, yer crushing mah cigarettes!”
I tried to post a selfie of my junk. Got an error message because the file was too large.
Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says ‘we don’t serve noble gasses here!’. Helium doesn’t react.