Enough Lurking already! Decided to officially drop in and say hi!
Welcome!
Jodi
Go away. We’re rude and unfriendly.
Go away. We’re rude and unfriendly.
Well that is true ;)… You have been lurking for a while and STILL decided to start posting!
Well, Welcome and remember to duck!
Hey there buck!
Cheers and welcome Colin - show us your bike!
Hi! and welcome. Which is your favorite: swim, bike, or run? And if swim - sprint or distance, freestyle or stroke?
Welcome to the Hotel California…
Whoa that was fast! Bike pics… I will see what I can do. Race bike Cervelo P2. Rain bike/road bike Devinci. Enjoy training for all 3 sports the same!
Wow! All those replies and no one has done the honors…so I will.
Your seat’s too high.
Go ahead and ask Khai some training advice.
(smirk)
Enough Lurking already! Decided to officially drop in and say hi!
Tell us about your experience with PowerCranks, and how much weight lifting has helped your muscular endurance. Please.
No that you’re “out,” you’re required to post a picture of yourself on your bike, on a trainer stationed somewhere in your house so the experts here can critique your riding position, your bike setup, your home furnishings, your housekeeping habits, your pets and children, etc.
We’ll expect to see that within the week.
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Here are the “helpful hints”:
- If Record10Carbon asks you to marry him, don’t be offended. He asks everyone.
- Don’t swim in a race with Tigerchik. She’s vicious.
- If you see Frank Day or Andrew Coggan starting a thread, best to ignore it. Not because it isn’t valuable, but because no-one has any clue what all those bloody numbers mean. They just make your head hurt.
- Your seat really is too high
- Francois really is short
- It is all about the run.
- Tri101 is a sensitive subject.
- Not sure what #8 should be. I’ll let someone else fill in the blank
- Cervelos are too popular, so they aren’t cool anymore
- Dimpled tyres are worth waiting for.
- …don’t even bother to ask if more is more.
Its all downhill from here.
Francois isn’t that short, its an optical illusion because his tree stump legs have a such a huge circumference it makes them look shorter than they really are.
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When you see “Dog porn” or “pron” or “p0rn” or “pjon”, etc. don’t get excited - it is not what you think. Nobody has had the guts to post the real deal.
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The drunk posts are the best.
- If you play your cards right, you might be able to get a dance with BottomFeeder at the annual ST virtual Christmas party
Jodi
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- Worship Jodi’s voodoo doll at your altar. Feed it peanut butter. Watch it grow fat and plump!
AHA!!!
It’s you that’s making me fat!
It all makes so much sense now…
Jodi