Immigration: We have 12-20 million illegal aliens in this country. We should be able to round up about 8 million able bodied MFR’s for the “American Foreign Legion” to be formed as a separate branch of the Armed Forces. Here’s the deal: Do 2-3 years in the F.L. and get your green card/’path to citizenship. Don’t like it? Get the fuck out or you’ll be deported.
Iraq: Send half of our new Foreign Legion, 4 million soldiers to Iraq. That should do the trick: ‘boots on the ground’ as they say………
Since this is my idea, I am appointing myself as the Commanding General, American Foreign Legion.
No I don’t. However, as the Supreme Commander of the American Foreign Legion, I think it would be a good idea for me to learn Spanish and Arabic. I’ll make sure my 8 million man army learns English and Arabic.
All members of the French Foreign Legion are required to learn French, why should Mojozenmaster not expect the members of the American Foreign Legion to learn English?
“All members of the French Foreign Legion are required to learn French, why should Mojozenmaster not expect the members of the American Foreign Legion to learn English?”
Don’t you mean they should learn to speak American?
Mojo … you’re a genius!!!
“Mojo … you’re a genius!!!”
Yes I am, and your endorsement of my plan is deeply appreciated.
I watched both Hezbocrat and Repugnant presidential debates on CNN. I realized that we have about 22 MFR’s running for President, yet all are incapable of taking decisive action on the important issues that we face. And then there’s me; “Mojozenmaster” from the Slowtwitch LR: Able to solve all of this countries difficulties faster than a Hezbocrat can sign a welfare check to an illegal alien terrorist. Faster then Vicente W. Slurper can send border patrol agents to jail on the orders of his bosses in Mexico City.
It is I, Mojozenmaster, who cannot be corrupted. I, who acts only out of love for our great nation and for the preservation and advancemernt of Western Civilization.
nothin’ a True Blue Righty likes better then nonWhites killing each other off, second of course to back-room kinky gay sex
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“nothin’ a True Blue Righty likes better then nonWhites killing each other off,”
I was pondering the candidates I would have to choose from to fill my Cabinet for 2012. It’s not an easy task. However, you have made it easy for me to nominate you as my candiadate for The Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Don’t you mean they should learn to speak American?
No, I meant English. : )
Ha-ha good one!
Another good position for Lorenzo Pelosi is to dress shim up in a woman’s business power suit and send shim to open up the old US Embassy as the Permanent Ambasador to Iran. All lefty liberals who like so much to to make a case for them Muslim Radicals can go join him as part of his staff.