Limericks needed - big penis, shrunken ball sack, shaving, etc

Triathlon Forum
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Well, with all the crazy posts the last day or two, I figured we need to memorialize this nonesense with some limericks. Here’s what I posted in the Perky Nips post:

There once was a boy from Mt. Whipple
Who grew up having a third nipple
One day at the pool
A girl from his school
Pinched it and showed him her dimple

There once was girl named Andy
Who the store clerks thought was quite dandy
She pu a third nip in her top
Which scared them all off
So she could eat all the candy

We need a big penis one, a shaving the taint one, a shrunken ball sack one, a who’s the biggest heatscore on the board… c’mon you guys & gals!

2

The fact is my cock is real large

I have to transport it around on a barge

In school the girls would sneak a lick

of my really big dick

but between their legs I never got far
.

3

When I was a kid, my father had a book of raunchy limericks. As a 6-year old, I read it and memorized many of them. Here’s one of my favorites, (which I recited in 2nd grade when we had to learn a poem by heart):

There was a young lady from Thrace,

Whose corset would no longer lace.

Her mother said, "Nelly,

There’s more in your belly,

Than ever came in through your face."

Then of course, there’s the ever popular limerick about the young man from Nantucket…

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There once was a man named Big Bart,
When screwing, took much time to start.
Since it took so much blood
To erect the big stud,
He’d go faint, and miss the best part!