Life According to ST...lets lay out the rules

Triathlon Forum
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First off - I need to get this out of the way - YOUR SEAT IT STILL TOO DAMN HIGH!

Second - it has been confirmed in a thread (http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=1061834;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread) that if you wear a mirror…you are a dork and you are a CHEATER. The ONLY reason to wear a mirror is to watch for marshals as you draft the guy in front of you.

What the hell…come on guys…lets hear all of the rules of being in the court room of ST…

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Thou shalt not announce that you are a christian triathlete

No families in the finish chute

Do not use the same gyms as R10C :slight_smile:
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Thou shalt not announce that you are a christian triathlete

Yeah…I forgot that one. Damn them all to hell!

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The ONLY reason to wear a mirror is to watch for marshals as you draft the guy in front of you.

That much is true.

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

If you want to get faster…do more squats.

Almost forgot: Tri-babes rule!!!

Haim

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More is More

Do not introduce yourself as an Ironman

Do not stop to pee

Spacers are evil (like Christian triathletes)

Squats rule!

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What the hell…come on guys…lets hear all of the rules of being in the court room of ST…

Change your diaper before going to the gym.

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God = The Sergio

Aggressive bike positioning even if it doesnt make sense is encouraged, looks cool

Peace
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As I said in the actual thread - The person in question is not being accused of cheating solely because there is a picture of them riding with a mirror. There is more information used to make that claim. Just because you don’t know the details, doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

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Rules? Can we just use the ones from FIGHT CLUB?

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Under no circumstances are you to tell an outsider that you are a Triathlete.

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Don’t ask how to make flat coke

Don’t mention sw#mfan

Don’t bother doing a search before asking if Renn disks are any good
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Bento box’s are your friend ;).

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Chuck Norris can kick your ass.

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You can’t say you did an Ironman, if you do an independent iron distance/full distance event. Sorry, H2OFun (Dave). :wink:

Mark

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At least one squirrel shall be sacrificed each year to appease the ST God’s Spoke and Fork.

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If you inflate your tires greater than 120, you won’t make the time cutoff for reaching T2. You will also come down with a serious case of rolling resistanceitis.

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Wear a shirt on group rides (if male)

Do not draft in the aerobars

Thank the volunteers

You need a new bike

Don’t mess with the jonnyo!

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team in training “ROCKS” LOL
NOT
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Respectful questions in a debate shall only be posed by subject-matter experts; passionate statements of presumed fact shall be made, and rigorously defending, by those without one iota of knowledge or personal experience in the subject.