Levi to follow the leader

No one could accuse Levi of poor bike handling skills. He can follow a wheel better than anyone else. In fact, he may even follow fifth, sixth, or seventh place all the way to the finish. If he plans to win, at some point, he must ride ahead of other riders. I’m positive that if he were to find himself in the lead, he’d be completely lost. He wouldn’t have a wheel to follow. Here’s to the best wheel sucker in the business. On a positive note, he may leave the tour without a tan. He’s always in other riders shadows.

Another incredibly insightful TDF post.

Someone please pass the Cheese Whiz and a benadryl.

Guys like Levi don’t win the tour, but they do make the eventual winner earn it.

It’s funny, on the dutch TV they’re always bitching about levi being a loser who will never win the tour/giro/vuelta because he can’t ride on his own. They don’t like him very much.

would guess from his days with rabobank but they do have a point.

What a loser for not having a better power to weight ratio than the top 10 bike riders on earth

I’m sure levi would love to go out on his own, but if you don’t have the legs you just can’t. Guts will only get you so far.

Levi’s wife is hot.