I like Floyd, but number 3 is hilarious.
- “High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy.”
- “Who can resist Balco’s delicious “spicy chipotle” flavor.”
- “I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow.”
- “Uh…global warming.”
- “The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?”
- “French bastards must have dosed my quiche.”
- “Wanted to give “New York Post” excuse to run hilarious “Fink Floyd” headline.”
- “Hulk no need excuse.”
- “Frankly, I’d rather be a disgrace than a loser.”
- “Screw you – I’m Floyd goddamn Landis.”