Let’s get Banned!

I’m reading the banned from TNO thread and I am thinking, gee, they got to have all the fun. I don’t think I’ve ever been banned from anything. So, I have a great idea. Everyone on Slowtwitch that hasn’t been banned on TNO yet ought to go over there and see how fast we could all get banned. It is almost like getting a badge or something. A special membership to make one an honnary member of the Lavender Room. In true tri fashion, we could make it a contest to see who gets banned the fastest.

Tibbsy? Big Kahuna? Francois? Vitus? Waddaya think?

It’s. it’s… it’s all so high schoolish. Waddaya think?

Categories, let’s see…

Banned for using four letter words

Banned while not using any four letter words

Banned for jokes about your Momma

Banned for jokes about my Momma

Banned for replying with “Do a search” the most times

Banned for most online affairs

I’d add Banned for arguing about PowerCranks, but I don’t think they know what those are over there.

Anyway, Slowman is over in Boston, possibly traveling and therefore isn’t home to get the phone calls from the angry TNO moderator regarding all us misbehaving Ster’s. This is going to be so great.

Apparently being on TNO is like having been in the Nam. Afterwards, that’s all you want to talk about. What it was like to be in TNO, how you made it through TNO or got banned from TNO. It’s like a bunch of vets sitting around on the porch telling stories about how they made it through a war zone or something. Personally I’d rather people got back to the Lavendar Room business of posting pictures of hot ladies and insulting eachothers political and religious views. :wink:

What are you doing? Bragging in a backhanded way that you can get banned faster than the rest of us? Besides don’t we pride ourselves on being multitasking? Can’t we post pictures to the Hottie Thread and annoy people at the same time?

What is the mobile phone phenomena where everone gets an e-text message to show up somewhere at exactly the same time do something weird and then leave. That’s what we should do.

“What are you doing? Bragging in a backhanded way that you can get banned faster than the rest of us?”

I’m not sure what gave you this idea. I don’t post on TNO, and I’m not really going to start, just to see if I can get banned.

(- <— = tongue in cheek.

it must be near the end of winter…we all seem to be a little uptight around here (both forums)…I suggest anyone found in violation of excessive negativity be forced to endure no less than one hour worth of BT banter. Who’s with me? Let’s goooooooooooooooo

You suck…is that better? I hate you and your views all suck!..Man I think I’m getting the hang of this. Your a freakin’ asshole your religion sucks and you wouldn’t know good political policy if it was having sex with your mother…hey being an ST’r ain’t so hard.

powercranks rule…or suck or don’t work or do…I don’t know but you suck, that’s for sure…

~Matt…off to find naked hot chicks to post to the hottie thread.

"You suck…is that better? I hate you and your views all suck!..Man I think I’m getting the hang of this. Your a freakin’ asshole your religion sucks and you wouldn’t know good political policy if it was having sex with your mother…hey being an ST’r ain’t so hard.

powercranks rule…or suck or don’t work or do…I don’t know but you suck, that’s for sure…"

Thanks, I feel much better now. Plus, Vitus called me a nerd, so things are moving along swimmingly.

Just start a Jackass of the Week thread…and nominate Hazen as the original TNO JOTW…that should be more than enough…