Leopards Eating People's Faces Party strikes again

Republican calls for assault weapons ban after his own daughter caught up in Dayton shooting
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Family connections is what it usually takes, but George W seemed to not need this when he passed Disability Act and fighting AIDS
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Can’t imagine either of these initiatives gathering interest from republicans today
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Sorry, I stopped at the first sentence - “Conservative” may be just another way of saying “lacking in empathy.”
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