The fact that we live in America is only an act of pure altruism.
We’re here to help 
We are the one eatings onions and you’re the ones with a stinky breath.
that’s from kissing other countries womens
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I’ll tell your wife you said that
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Yes, when I think Francois, I think altruism. You’re practically a synonym. I will concede that you are an intellectual stand out, but not due to your nationality. Lazy Ben, however, gets no such concession from me.
I dunno…this sounds a bit like you:
“ALF’s body is covered with orange fur. He has a rippled snout, facial moles, eight stomachs, and he likes to eat cats (tabbies have been rumored as a favorite, but his preferred snack has not been definitively stated). He attended high school for 122 years and was captain of a Bouillabaisseball team (which is played on ice using shellfish as a ball).”
Amazing what I get away with…
Lazy Ben, however, gets no such concession from me.
I am deeply hurt.
It should be noted that my American bashing should have the following footnote:
*If you are American and live within 10 miles of the either coast, you may be exempt (depending on state). If you don’t, oh well…
What about Americans who live on an island?
What about Americans who live on an island?
Ah! Those goddamn Texans again…
More alcatrazians! Islands fall into the coastal category. Alaska I haven’t figured out as I’ve never met anyone from there…does anyone actually live there? And if they do, do they never leave?
Assuming a perfectly round island and no other “perfectly round island disclaimers”, as long as the area of the island is smaller than 314 square miles, everyone would be included.
OK, fine. As long as I am exempt from the “stupid” category, say whatever you want about the rest.
Alsaka? I’m thinking of going husband shopping up there.
People do live there. The ones that I have met do a lot of drugs and have a lot of casual sex. Apparently, nothing else to do when its freezing cold, and dark all day. And not enough to do when it is light all day. Sorry to all Alaskans that were mistakenly caught up in my sweeping generalization.
You like guys that are 10ft tall, have long claws and eat fish?
A-ha! Again, most of the Americans with brains are rude about their fellow upstart colonials anyway. Please don’t tell me that you drive a pickup truck that you have no actual need for or we’ll fall out again 
Husband shopping in Alaska…is that like the freezer section at the grocery store?
I drive a jeep. It gets plenty of use.
Just kidding on the husband shopping. I’m quite content with my significant other.
They make a lot of money on those crab boats. I’m sure they need some help spending it.
Why drive a jeep when you can drive one of these.
And it’s French 
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I knew you would approve.