The Spices Girls are touring again!!! 
Now, that is really mean. Isnât it enough that they have no decent food? Now you rub it in that Britainâs music is officially dead.
On a related note, I hear Kelly Clarksonâs concert sales arenât going too well.
Gotta be their #1 fan !
bastard!!! I was working in a record shop when their debut album came out, biggest pile of audio bollocks ever and I got to hear it at least once per dayâŚI was on the verge of going postal.
so posh is going to be a pop star again, with both her and her husband coming to LA itâs going to get embarrassing to be english, Iâm going to have to accept the ultimate humiliationâŚwhen stupid americans ask me if Iâm Australian, Iâm going to say âyesâ 
As long as they donât ask if youâre frenchâŚ
How can someone mistake a british accent for an aussie one?
One thing thoughâŚâgoing to beâ embarrassing to be EnglishâŚyouâre kidding right? It has always beenâŚ
How can someone mistake a british accent for an aussie one?
Huh, these are the smart yanks, the ones who know there are at least 5 other countries in the world
I have never been mistaken for FrenchâŚI use deodorant, am more than 5â2" tall and do not habitually reek of garlicâŚ
And if English is so bad, why do you spend all your time speaking and writing in it? Piss off back to the francophone âworldâ
The other 5 countries.
London
England
Great Britain
Europe
Mexico
So canada is a state? Iâm still trying to master American geography
We donât even exist in the eyes of most Americans south of, say, Michigan.
Of course, âMexicoâ includes all land mass south of Texas.
Including australia? or is that part of england?
It seems the only thing you 3 can agree on us that we Americans are stupid.
Actually, thereâs about 6.3 billion people who agree on that
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And yet you live in AMERICA.
You forgot one. The U.K. See, we know 6 different countries.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
-Desiderius Erasmus, Adagia (III, IV, 96)
Dutch author, philosopher, & scholar (1466 - 1536)
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Isnât that an island just off the coast that you send all your prisoners too? I donât think its Australia thoughâŚits closeâŚAlcasomething. They have some triathlon named after it.
Very good. half of Francois is from there (the left side I think), the other half is from the cheese-farming, wine-blooded region of the country of Europe, they named some sort of toast after it although they only eat onions there
Life is unfair. We are the one eatings onions and youâre the ones with a stinky breath.
Very good. half of Francois is from there (the left side I think), the other half is from the cheese-farming, wine-blooded region of the country of Europe, they named some sort of toast after it although they only eat onions there
Isnât âleftâ in Europe actually ârightâ here in America? Something about different hemispheres? Anyway, my head is spinning from trying to figure that out. Okay so Francois is half Alcatrazian and half Melbian? That is a very strange combination.
Alf is a Melbian. Not me.