http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/06/tsa-worker-arrested-jokes-fight-size-genitalia/
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You’re having a hard time with those links today, huh?
Link that works (at least, it works for me_: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/06/tsa-worker-arrested-jokes-fight-size-genitalia/
You’re having a hard time with those links today, huh?
Link that works (at least, it works for me_: http://www.foxnews.com/...ight-size-genitalia/
Thanks. I’m not sure what’s happening. Maybe the Whole Foods gypsy put a spell on me. Ever read S. King’s “Thinner”?
thanks for the “heads up”
now when I wait in line to get scanned I’ll be thinking sexy thoughts. It would be funny to get ‘it’ to move while being scanned.
Reminds me of this:
JERRY: Come on. How was your date?
ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let’s see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn’t.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous…
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) you’re having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) then all of sudden…
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can’t believe this. I know Phil, he, he’s a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(Kramer enters)
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can’t breathe in there. It’s in human.
I’m sure he’s appreciating the fact that it is now being national broadcast that he has a small unit.
~Matt
I’m sure it was shrinkage.
~Matt
I was thinking of the Seinfeld where George gets a massage from a male and it moved:
BTW, I’ve always wondered how Jason Alexander could have been such a genius on that show and yet do nothing of merit in any other venue.
Jerry: What’s with you?.
George: A…
Jerry: Yes A…
George A man gave me…
Jerry: Yes A man gave you…
George: A Man gave me a massage. Jerry: So?.
George: So he had his hands and he was…
Jerry: He was what?!.
George: He was touching and rubbing.
Jerry: That’s a massage.
George: Then I took my pants off. Jerry: You took your pants off?.
George: For my hamstring.
Jerry: Oh.
George: He got about two inches from there points down below.
Jerry: Really?.
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: It moved?.
George: It may have moved, I don’t know.
Jerry: I’m sure it didn’t move.
George: It moved!, it was imperceptible, but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to switch positions, you know shift to the other side.
I’m sure he’s appreciating the fact that it is now being national broadcast that he has a small unit.
~Matt
Don’t worry the lawsuit is coming. The more they talk about it the more he’ll get.
See, I was thinking of this:
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that’s what I heard!
Don’t worry the lawsuit is coming. The more they talk about it the more he’ll get.
What I was thinking was how many people are going to bawk at going thru these things after hearing this story…and how many are going to WANT to go thru them right after or before the flight attendants so they can here the comments of the FSA folks. 
~Matt
Who you gonna call?
I’m sure he’s appreciating the fact that it is now being national broadcast that he has a small unit.
~Matt
No kidding.
“The X-ray revealed has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,” according to the report.
That oughta set him well on his road to recovery.
this is a going postal then suicidal event in the making. tpa airport better keep their guard up. can’t imagine what’s on this guy’s computer right now.