“Having lived in both Northern and Southern California at various points in my career, I’ve always been fascinated with the overweening sense of self-importance that the state attaches to itself.”
Since tonight is for fantasy . . .
Orrin Hatch is ultimately unsuccessful in getting an amendment passed to allow the Govenator to run for President.
Disgusted, California secedes from the union. The president calms the nation by comparing California to a “Granola Bar: You take away the fruits and nuts, and you’ve still got the flakes!” Let them go, they’ll be back.
The Govenator says “I’ll be back!!!”
The California Republic rises again!!!
Arnold is elected Govenator of the world’s fifth largest economy.
California uber alles!!
California annexes Mexico to solve both the illegal problem and is energy self-sufficent for the forseeable future.
California is now the worlds fourth largest economy.
Since the Govenator is pro-business, he expands markets into his native Austria on the strength of his personal popularity. Austria seeks and is granted county status. (It is third behind L.A and Orange and is smaller than San Bernardino county.)
The remaining former Warsaw pact nations, envious of Austria’s new prosperty also seek and are granted similar status.
California is now the world’s third largest economy.
Following the traditional need for warm weather ports, the Govenator begins wooing Japan.
In the meantime, the Govenator has had to militarize the border to stem the growing flood of illegals across the Arizona, Nevada and Oregon borders.
Japan is granted annexation on similar terms.
Canada’s request to join California is rejected until it gets rid of Quebec (The Govenator hates those cheese eating surrender monkey psuedo french guys.)
The US enters into negotiations with California. The Govenator will only agree to a new union if the Constitution is amended.
President Arnold declares to the world I am back.