I just heard a great one about Bush's plan for Social Security. Mark Kensley says: it's like you are walking through the desert, dying of thirst and up ahead you see George Bush. You run up yelling "Water, water". George says says "Would you like some lemonade, it's so much better". You say "Sure" and he hands you a packet of dry lemonade powder and says "Just add water and stir"!
Dude you lost me on that one.