"Juice fasts, raw foods cleansing, water-only detox — you’ve probably tried them all by now. Fads like these promise to leave you feeling rejuvenated, but their effectiveness is uncertain at best. That’s why more and more nutritionists swear by a proven, deceptively simple approach to wellness: a seven-day-long dietary cleanse in which you eat nothing but chili dogs.
Yes, you can flush your body of years’ worth of accumulated toxins, simply by consuming between eight and twelve chili dogs every day for a week. Through this uniquely formulated system, stronger immune protections, clearer skin, and quicker neural pathways can be within your reach; all thanks to the nourishing, invigorating, purifying power of several pounds of chili dogs — Nature’s Perfect Food."
Purify Your System With the Seven-Day Chili Dog Cleanse - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
I’d recommend the “truck stop protocol”. Not your mess to clean up!
Fortunately for me, there are at least two truck stops located adjacent to a nearby Interstate highway that I can probably use. Plus, several gas stations within a half-mile radius. And there’s woods outside my back doorwall. I’m golden!
