Joke starring Tibbs & Kahuna

I saw this joke and took the liberty of changing a few names to, umm, make it fit in the Lavender Room…

Mr. Tibbs and his son were flying Northwest Airlines from Dallas to Honolulu. Lil’ Tibbs turned to Mr. Tibbs and asked, “If big cats have baby cats, and big bunnies have baby bunnies, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

Amazingly, Mr. Tibbs was momentarily stumped (never in real life!) and couldn’t think of an answer. He told Lil’ Tibbs to ask Northwest’s Big Kahuna. So, the boy asked Big Kahuna, “If big cats have baby cats, and big bunnies have baby bunnies, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

Big Kahuna responded, “Did Mr. Tibbs tell you to ask me?” Lil’ Tibbs said, “Yes, he did.”
“Well then, tell Mr. Tibbs that there are no baby planes because Northwest always pulls out on time. Have him explain that to you. Have a nice flight.”

Airline Joke thread???

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Kinda looks like Kahuna…

Potato Jokes

Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.

How do you describe an angry potato?
Boiling Mad.

Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It’s mashing!

What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry!

I am truly frightened by the fact that you could come up with so many potato jokes in such a short time!

Well done.

J

Yes, you’re right. We ALWAYS pull out in time, though getting back in sometimes is a challenge :slight_smile:

And I look much slimmer in a Speedo than that dude going through the magnetometer. But I can’t argue with rationale for wearing it to get through airport security!! It’s hell even for an airline employee. And now, the feds want to bump the ticket security fee up another 3 bucks, which no of you air travelers want to pay, anyway, so we’re gonna end up eating it and lose even more money…hey, wait. I’m starting to rant. Sorry!

T.

Sorry to dissapoint - but I googled them
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***This Seafood Meat Is Throbbing With Goodness ***

**MONCTON, NEW BRUNSWICK-- **The Maritimes might be better known for their lobster and their cod, but one of the tastiest treats to come out of the Atlantic Ocean is the Love Mussel. This muscular manly mollusk is so desirable, it has been known to cause women to feint. http://www.thetoque.com/050111/pics/love_mussel.jpg **The Atlantic Love Mussel is a delicious female favourite. **

The Atlantic Love Mussel has a unique shape, and it gets its name from its reputation as a lovemaking enhancer.

“It is said that the love mussel, like the oyster, is an aphrodisiac,” said Pierre Bonhomme, a 4-and-a-half star chef at a popular Atlantic eatery. “In fact, it is by itself a true tool of love.”

Women seem to enjoy this delicious salty treat more than the men. They just can’t wait to get their hands on the love mussel. Of all the shellfish in the sea, its popularity is second only to the bearded clam.

The love mussel is popular steamed, smoked, or even raw. But everyone will agree that it is best swallowed whole.

“I love the way it tickles the back of my throat as it’s going down,” said Loretta McDougall, a love mussel enthusiast who can’t wait to get her hands on the firm, pink meat. “I can’t explain it, but eating a love mussel is almost as satisfying as sex.”

The love mussel is very potent in soups, and very stimulating as an appetizer served with vegetables or rice. Sometimes it’s just as good when it comes on its own.

Size isn’t important when it comes to ordering the love mussel, as it can be bought by the pound, or served by the bucket-full. But wherever the love mussel is ordered, it always comes to the table gushing with flavour, often bubbling in its own juices.

Although the love mussels are mostly served in the finest seafood restaurants in St John’s, Halifax, and Dartmouth, the succulent seafood also can be cooked at home. Most recipes suggest that the love mussel be boiled until the tender meat is entirely swollen.http://www.thetoque.com/graphics/period.gif

You know what’s really sad? I know where that is

San Francisco, Geary at Polk

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