This is pretty cute:
Welcome to the Jens Voigt Cycling Academy!
(YouTube video link)
Later!
Brian
Great vid…
My favorite quotes
“Hope is for little girls and democrats”
“Jens Voigt chain ring is 56 and his rear is 11,11,11,11,11,11,11,11,11,12”
Ya, that is great!
Crazy gearing though - I am a bit surprised he rides with a 12 in there 
Has to have an easier gear for his teamates
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He is soo fast he can circle the globe and ride in his own draft. That is until he drops himself on a climb.
Jens doesn’t get road rash. The road gets Jens rash.
Good one!
I can see this thread turning into a Chuck Norris vs Jens Voigt…
I like how it says ‘Gens’ Voigt.
I have to give credit to this site:
http://www.cyclingtipsblog.com/2010/06/what-would-jens-do/
It features such classics as “Jens Voigt eats steak before every single ride. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.”
Jens Voigt once rode so fast he traveled back in time to 1987, and shot Greg LeMond because he’s tired of listening to the guy whine all the time. (from Unholy Roleur)
Priceless
“Jens Voigt rode so powerful pre-BioPassport that even to this day he has grown men in awe.”
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/cgi-bin/gforum.cgi?post=3281737#3281737
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http://teamjva.com/jens-voigt-soundboard
This should entertain you for awhile.
My norton anti-virus is blocking that site…I know nothing about computers, so I do not know if this means much or not
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I love it. “hope is for little girls and democrats”
http://teamjva.com/jens-voigt-soundboard
This should entertain you for awhile.
I can spend hours here!!!
Bump and I think this is wonderful, there are just some great little sound bites, listen a couple of times to get them :).
I love that they got a “your seat is too high” in there.