So, while trying to avoid work, bored with tv, eyes too tired to read, I polluted my mind for the last few days and listened to right wing radio. When my eyes weren’t too tired, I perused the right wing blogs and news organizations. I learned some fascinating things, and as such I am typing this from beneath my desk.
Things I learned: I may be too late in buying my guns and ammunition. Obama will quickly move to first ban gun purchases, then ammunition. Once those are done, he will begin confiscation the guns people do have. Any reference to God (the Christian God - my God) will be banned from any government activity. It will be taken off currency and the Pledge of Allegiance. Once this is done, Obama will begin putting restrictions on churches, such as size of congregations and the way they can preach. No such restrictions will be placed on Muslim institutions. Obama will, in his first days, surrender the nation to the terrorists. We will be required to learn Arabic in order to continue to work, play or buy anything. Obama will abandon the Israelis, and the millions of Jews in Israel will either die or be forced into exile. Or, they will be involved in the largest war ever in the Middle East, with the potential for several nukes to be used. Democrats will be shocked that Obama hasn’t fixed everything within days of taking office. The Dems will march in anger that he hasn’t withdrawn the troops by the end of the week and closed Guananamo by the end of the month. Wealthy people will be taxed to the point that they can no longer produce work. Environmentalists are not actually interested in the environment. Rather, they use that as a tool because they hate capitalism and want to control everyone else’s lives. Meanwhile, all environmentalists also drive SUVs.
There’s a bunch more that I learned, but I’m too afraid to type them out.
As a side note, Monster Garage on Discovery HD is converting my first car, the Datsun B210 Honey Bee into a drifter. Awesome. But I bet Obama will put an end to that sort of thing too.
I gotta get over this cold and stop polluting my brain.
