Hi guys, I’m away on my summer break lifeguarding so I’m not checking here much until next month. Can anyone summarise what I’ve missed on the forum ?
Regards,
bryce.
Repent!!!
The end is near.
I know this to be true because there is a civil power cranks thread that has been running for a couple of days now.
Other than that, a brief invasion when the TNO site was down for a little bit; Record10 revealed his pantie issues and got slapped hard, more so from the guys than the girls strangely enough. The usual stuff.
Welcome back.
Did we ever figure out why Mexicans dont flush TP?
There was a powercranks discussion also.
An epic discussion on skidmarks.
Lance is now a “explicitive” to be used when someone cuts you off in traffic, or you stub your pinky typing on the keyboard.
(also note, all threads pertaining to Lance get moved to the lavender room.)
Tridork tried to sell his daughter over the internet. Fulla appears to have won.
The dirty secrets thread was resurrected so people could talk about bodily functions and there favorite songs from the 70’s and 80’s.
I finally clued everyone in as to the next great UCI bike.
Miami b!tched some more about not being able to find a date.
Sparticus posted something in the hottie thread.
oh, and 18 year old girls topped 30,000 views.
I sprained my ankle and got into a fight with some TNO losers. They rallied the troops when I called one of them annoying.
you realise it’s one day to the anniversary of the Hottie thread??
Tibbs came, then went, then came again, then went again, then came back as someone else, then left again still as the same person. Then came back as Tibbs and the other person, then only Tibbs left, but the other Tibbs Stayed, but then left. The real Tibbs came back as Tibbs then created and alter ego and got in a fight with himself. Now they both seem to have left, but no one really knows.
oh and Lance won the TDF again and it has been mandated that every child born of a slowtwitcher name his or her child Lance regardless of the gender of the baby.
I saw a man shallow his own head…so now I have seen everything
-bcreager
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I saw a man shallow his own head…so now I have seen everything
-bcreager
Oh ya, well lately it seems my head has been so far up my A$$ that I am looking out through my eyeballs.
Wow ! Keep it all coming guys.
Tibbs came, then went, then came again, then went again, then came back as someone else, then left again still as the same person. Then came back as Tibbs and the other person, then only Tibbs left, but the other Tibbs Stayed, but then left. The real Tibbs came back as Tibbs then created and alter ego and got in a fight with himself. Now they both seem to have left, but no one really knows.
Dont forget about the Tibbs spys…
and don’t forget the guy who bragged about dropping a poseur wearing a postal/disco clothing-kit…
We finally twisted Tom D.'s arm enough to get him to talk a bit about some of the stuff he’s selling in his bike shop out there in MI.
LOL…that was classic.
Hey i got that guys autograph
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