Yes. Yes he his. Love that dude.
He’s lumberjack sexy
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Yes. Yes he his. Love that dude.
TIBBS - we are worried.
today, you have been your most tibbsyest in some years.
Don’t worry. I am still Chrissie’s bitch.
Things are coming back. I want to thank you publicly for putting up with me.
Yes. Yes he his. Love that dude.
man there is some really bordeline gay stuff on this forum! haha, unless you are a female then it is completely heterosexual
I was hoping for Faris to win today though
I am getting mixed signals from you tibbsy. What so you want to be BFF or Farris’s boy toy ?
He’s rockin’ the Speedo, but I suspect the beard’s increasing drag and making him less aero.
Triathlon Faris only has one ‘r’, most of the time.
Unless he’s your sexiest pirate fantasy, in which case you are justified in take liberties with your arrrrs. Or unless you were completely channeling Matthew Broderick, which is a whole new can of worms.
Funny story!!
My sister is watching the race with me today as she has never watched a triathlon before. They had some great shots of Faris on the bike. They mentioned his last name and the speedo in the same sentence and my sister gasps, and says…
“I can’t believe they just said that”!! I look at her confused and ask what she is talking about. She says “they just showed that guy with the speedo on and said his assholes tan”!!
I laughed for a good 5 minutes.
Fixed it.
"man there is some really bordeline gay stuff on this forum! haha, unless you are a female then it is completely heterosexual "
I had the honor of being called “The gayest straight man I have ever met.” by a gay rights activist in Salt Lake City. I was very honored.
He makes my eyes water. From hurt, really.
I had the honor of being called “The gayest straight man I have ever met.” by a gay rights activist in Salt Lake City. I was very honored.
Ha. Maybe that’s why I get invited to my friend’s bachelorette parties (never mind that they try to make to make me strip once I get in the party bus). That’s good. I’m not so sure about the whole “Are you bisexual?” talk with the woman I am (was?) seeing because I told my best friend I loved him. Which I do.
A man firmly grounded in his sexuality and humor is a threat to most people. Frenchman continue to be awesome.
Awwwww. Will you marry me?
I was MCing a friend’s wedding and a whole table of people I had never met approached me after my duties were complete. “You did a great job,” they said. “You were well-spoken. Well-dressed. You’re very fit.” … (long pause) … “you’re gay right?”.
I was flattered.
“you’re gay right?”.
You can tell them you’re French, therefore half woman. You know, if you have to.
I picture a simple service on the banks of the Colorado River as if flows through Austin. The reception will be at sunset as Key Largo plays for our first dance as a married couple while chants from the Westboro Baptist church float through the air. It would be dreamy.