but hey, if we’re going to have an IM Mattress, give us the IM Condom!
Now THAT is the answer to morning stiffness.
Oh man, I feel sorry for the guy that has to buy the 70.3 Half Ironman version.
but hey, if we’re going to have an IM Mattress, give us the IM Condom!
Now THAT is the answer to morning stiffness.
Oh man, I feel sorry for the guy that has to buy the 70.3 Half Ironman version.
70.3 version if you cant go for the long run!
“We can laugh”
I already am. Laughing my ass off in fact. Can’t believe that people will believe that by slapping an “IM” symbol it makes the product. But then, people really are gullible since we already have lots of examples of what the “IM” logo can do.
Hey, we’ve already had “chiro” and “ortho” mattresses, so wouldn’t swapping the label to say “IM” on a mattress or for that matter anything else make it at least a zillion times better. 
Maybe the mattress uses holograms… no, wait… magnets to help you recover faster. With this thing and some compression garments you’ll never feel fatigue again!
Brilliant branding!
Look dear, that guy has an Ironman tattoo on his left calf. I bet he sleeps on an Ironman brand mattress. Wonder if he does those long triathlons thingies too?
The IRONMAN mattresses are NOT a memory foam style> In fact, it’s quite the exact opposite. Memory foam has 2 big negatives to it, 1 is that it sleeps hotter than any other type of foam, especially when it is at the surface of the bed because it traps body heat that we are always releasing. #2- When you are on a memory foam, like Tempurpedic, you sink into a crater of yourself and have to get “out of a hole” when you turn, and have to turn to a higher surface until it goes down conforming to your body slowly. The Celsion latex on the other hand is the coolest material you can sleep on. Latex comes out of a tree , just like maple syrup, so it is naturally antimicrobial, natural, and no other material breathes better. No other material also has better height retention over the years/decades with an average life of 30 years for latex as opposed to foams. Latex is also naturally dust mite, mold, fungus and mildew resistant unlike the many foams out there. Also, instant pressure point relief to reduce tossing and turning, for a deeper more restfull sleep.
The big difference between the latex and fabric cover in the Ironman mattresses, compared to that of ANY other mattress manufacturer, they have CELLIANT in it which is comprised of 13 optically repsonsive minerals in them that enhance higher levels of oxygenated blood flow to you muscles,skin, tissue, and wounds if you have surgery etc, for quicker recovery. And we go to bed for just that…recovery! www.celliant.com if anybody wants to see how this unbelievable material works. Even without celliant, latex is the only thing people should be sleeping on. IMO
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Ironman…there are no limits (endorsement wise at least).
Seems to work pretty well, at least on the basis that this thread has only woken up after 2 years of sleep.
I heard this years models are carbon
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I though they were specifically for “threesomes”?