Norman: Hey Gome! Did you see it on the tube last night? The President of Iran claiming he wanted to wipe out Israel and claiming his country as a great supporter of the Jihad cause?
Gomer: Don’t pay no mind to that Norm. Ya oughta know by now all that stuff on CNN, Fox and BBC …it’s just western propoganda. Ya need to look at stations like Al Jazeera to get the uncoloured picture.
Norman: And howsabout that Brit Prime Minister Tony Blair. He looked pretty upset saying that such a country with such attitudes are really a worry especially 'cause they got them nukes?
Gomer: Ya know how it is. Don’t matter whether it’s Tony or George. These days our systems in the West are so bad and corrupt a decent leader can never be elected in. Y’know George and Tony are where they are cuz of how dumb they are. The only way they think they can stay popular is too wage war. That’s all they and their administrations care about. That’s the only reason they attacked Iraq, such a friendly and harmless place that it was.
Norman: Geez you’re so smart Gome, you’ve really got your finger on the pulse.
Gomer: Well y’know Norm you should really learn to pick up on the detailed facts floating around and read beyond what’s simply reported. For instance the information about 9/11 I just mentioned. Yeah and did you know that Asian Tsunami thing that wiped out hundreds of thousands recently? I bet you didn’t know that, that was caused by a seismic experiment carried out intentionally by the US Government intentionally 'cause of some hidden politico agenda they have.
Norman: What about all them bombings going on Gome?
Gomer: Well y’know it’s all the administration’s fault of course. All they need to do is leave these people alone and not try to impose decent human rights issues on them. They’re entitled to think their own way y’know? All our western governments want to do is to cheat these people of all thier oil. If you strain your brain a little, you would realize that these so-called terrorist acts are real good for the adminitration cuz it gives them a fight to fight in front of the American public. It makes them heroes. Our Commander and Chief? Well he’ll gladly sacrifice summore US troops to his cause. Yeah leave these people alone and they’ll learn to become real neighbourly out of pure appreciation.
Norman: Geez Gome like I said you’re really intellectual about such things.
Gomer: Na it’s just a knack. Look around you and you’ll see there are others like me who can read between the lines and fabricate the real truth. Anytime you want to get the real skinny on such things, feel free to have a chat with me. Or go to some internet forums where me and others like me will be airing. We’re just sacrificing ourselves and flapping our gums to keep the administration on their toes. It’s called democracy, excercising constitutional rights and free speech!
Norman: Yeah I guess. Where farts can be heard, I guess it’s just a matter of time before the shit flows.
