Insurance is final...."Things you cant do at Rockman"

Notable Exclusions Include:

Designated Activities (Balloon Events, Aircraft Events, Circuses, Overnight Camping, Tractor Pulls, Rodeo and Roping Events, Motorized Events, Mechanical Amusement Devices, Inflatables, Climbing Walls, Laser Tag, Sky Diving, Mosh Pits, Slam Dancing), Any Rap, Hip Hop, or Heavy Metal is excluded and must be declared to carrier and maybe subject to an additional premium, Fireworks with exception for concussion effects, flashpots, and smokepots, Throwing, Kicking, Projecting of Objects or Persons.


So, NOW THROWING OF PEOPLE!!!

Rap is still out.

Does launching of bottles from rear holders count as “Projecting of Objects”?
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Hmm… “Mechanical Amusement Devices”… not even going to touch that one…

Ciao,
Sharon

The kicking of persons bit could be a little iffy concerning the swim.

Notable Exclusions Include:

Mosh Pits, Slam Dancing), Any Rap, Hip Hop, or Heavy Metal is excluded

So, NOW THROWING OF PEOPLE!!!

Rap is still out.

Well, you just lost Stover…

Notable Exclusions Include:

smokepots


Phelps is out. (Among many STers judging from the Phelps thread. :slight_smile:

Circuses

I wonder if that means I cant wear my clown suit???
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Notable Exclusions Include:

Mosh Pits, Slam Dancing), Any Rap, Hip Hop, or Heavy Metal is excluded

So, NOW THROWING OF PEOPLE!!!

Rap is still out.

Well, you just lost Stover…
DD likes rap?? Huh…you think you know a guy…

John

Ladies & gentlemen, to everyone pumped up we will now play some Kenny G!

So if there is any kicking of persons, say, during the swim, does that give you problems with the carrier?

Also:

If anybody sneaks an iPod into the race, are you required to delete any rap/hip hop/metal that might be on it?

And finally, does this mean that you’re not going to be cool with that plan to begin the swim by parachuting into the water, after being shot from a cannon mounted in a balloon?

Notable Exclusions Include:

Designated Activities (Balloon Events, Aircraft Events, Circuses, Overnight Camping, Tractor Pulls, Rodeo and Roping Events, Motorized Events, Mechanical Amusement Devices, Inflatables, Climbing Walls, Laser Tag, Sky Diving, Mosh Pits, Slam Dancing), Any Rap, Hip Hop, or Heavy Metal is excluded and must be declared to carrier and maybe subject to an additional premium, Fireworks with exception for concussion effects, flashpots, and smokepots, Throwing, Kicking, Projecting of Objects or Persons.


So, NOW THROWING OF PEOPLE!!!

Rap is still out.
I knew insurance cos. were all run by old white dudes, but specifically banning Rap? What a bunch of crackers! :wink:

“Fireworks with exception for concussion effects”
How about concussions from non firework effects, are they covered?

Circuses

I wonder if that means I cant wear my clown suit???

I dunno man, you’d better email them and find out.

I think you ought to ban behind-the-seat bottle launchers, too. Put yer money where your mouth is!

Way better than the last version.

Looks like participants are now actually allowed (or not specifically disallowed) to “race”.

You know what they say: you can take the clown out of the suit… but you can’t take the clown out of the clown. Knowing you, you’ll be just fine without your big shoes and red nose. :wink:

AP

hopefully rroof will wake up on time this year :wink:
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So if no inflatables, what about the swim buoys? I swear those things got inflated somehow.

Some old school rap is tolerable, but it could never, ever replace Slayer. Even God listens to Slayer.

No inflatables? What about my blow up sheep? Cross this race off my to do list…

http://i40.tinypic.com/j64txy.jpg

So if no inflatables, what about the swim buoys? I swear those things got inflated somehow.

Some old school rap is tolerable, but it could never, ever replace Slayer. Even God listens to Slayer.
Ok, you’ve redeemed yourself. Slightly.

John

   I knew insurance cos. were all run by old white dudes, but specifically banning Rap?  What a bunch of crackers!  ;-)
 Hahahahahaha you made my day with that.