In Case You Were Worried .

The Coffee Shop
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that the grooming went too far . . .

technology rides to the rescue

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that the grooming went too far . . .

technology rides to the rescue

Finally!

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Pair it with these and now you’re my mom in the 80s…

https://www.elitedaily.com/women/camel-toe-underwear/1849378

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Don’t they make wigs? Any guy who gets to third base and discovers that it is a wig won’t care at that point.

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Don’t they make wigs? Any guy who gets to third base and discovers that it is a wig won’t care at that point.

3rd base? Join me in the porch and we can talk about the good old days.

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Don’t they make wigs? Any guy who gets to third base and discovers that it is a wig won’t care at that point.

That’s a “Merkin” on the tip of your tongue.

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Pair it with these and now you’re my mom in the 80s…

https://www.elitedaily.com/...oe-underwear/1849378

This has to be inspired by 4chan.