Important Warning!

The Coffee Shop
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I hate it when people forward bogus warnings…but this one is real, and it’s important. So please send this warning to everyone in your address book.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on ticks and asks you take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up in the air…DO NOT DO IT!!! IT IS A SCAM!!! They only want to see you naked.

I wish I had gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid…

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I hope for the sake of the scammer, who I’ll assume to me male that you’re one hot chick. And if that is true where exactly do you live, I have a few more scams to try out on you.

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Ticks? I thought the guy said “dicks” so I was more than happy to help…