A few observations from today’s race-
*I always forget how painful and miserable it can be out there on the course over the course of 140.6 miles and continue signing up year after year.
*When it takes you 13 hours and 43 minutes to finish, try to avoid the portapotties. By those latter stages of the race, they are usually overflowing and the horrors you will see inside will churn your stomach.
*It IS possible to complete a 112-mile bike ride after training 100% in my garage with two long rides of 4 hours, but you will pay for it at some point.
*Many Ironman racers mention how “easy” the bike course is at IMAZ, but the reality is, on this mostly flat course, you do NOT stop pedaling for the entire 112 miles! No coasting = zero rest. I pedaled non-stop for nearly 7 hours.
*Minimal bike training will cancel out a strong run. Wind, rain and cold on the bike forced me to ride faster to avoid hypothermia, thereby “burning many of my run matches” before I even started the marathon. I was running well until about mile 15 when my tank went dry, so the last 11 miles were miserable.
*Also regarding my minimal bike training, I was in the top 25% on the swim, and then all those people I outswam, nearly 900 people, proceeded to overtake me on the bike. Yes, 900 times I was passed…but I don’t like cycling anyway.
*Women can pee MUCH faster than men! Think water dumping out of a bucket vs. coming out of a straw, as evidenced by the gal that dumped her bladder on the bike in front of me around mile 85. Good thing it was raining.
*Speaking of pee, I have discovered after doing a couple of cold races that for some reason my body likes to process liquids at a superhuman rate. I had to stop to pee no less than 7 times on the bike and about 10 times on the run…and no, I don’t pee on the bike.
*I actually get a little bit angry/jealous knowing that the pros finish 3 laps of the bike course faster than it takes me to do only 2 laps, and that they are showered and fed before I even get off the bike.
*Be prepared for all conditions. I had the right clothes, but unfortunately left my rain jacket in the hotel, so all the warm clothes in the world are useless when they are completely soaked and you are going 20mph on the bike in a driving rainstorm. Trail shoes might have been the call to negotiate the mudbath part of the course along the south shore of the lake!
Ironman Arizona 2015 #IMAZ
Until next year…