but you gotta ride something insane looking if you do that
like a Ceepo
Let us post the most crazy and senseless tri bikes!
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hell yes! I saw one of those in real life recently at my local bike track. carbon fiber variety
Well, not a tri-specific bike, but you gotta start somewhere. 
I think the true victory for an anti-technologist would be to prove their point by riding that to victory in a local sprint
Well, not a tri-specific bike, but you gotta start somewhere.
Let us post the most crazy and senseless tri bikes!
is it just me, or is there a really really big bottle of beer someplace that you could open with that main triangle?
I think that bike belongs to the Corpse Bride:
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The Genesis: (its fast because it has no clutter such as: brakes, shifters, chain, pedals, cables, derailleurs, water bottle cages).
The Slingshot tribike:
Powerbars always did make me gassy.
His seat is too high.
I’d LOVE to do a local sprint on a tall bike.
How about this one.
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or this.
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How about this one.
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or this.
Isn’t this bottom one the bike Mr. Garrison mounted in an episode of South Park?
Slingshot with Rev-X mind you.
helped me bring home my share of hardware.
very comfortable ride.
Ok, now I found it:
I hereby proclaim this the official bike of the Slowtwitch forums.
Your seats are too high.
If Batman was to do a triathlon - this would be his bike. It would look cool with the black cape flapping in the breeze behind him! 
What’s the rolling resistance of these tires???
