IM Moo Race Report (avoid if you hate overly long race reports...I got kinda wordy on this one)

Short version…was gunning for a sub-12 finish, ended up going 12:36. 5 minute PR.

Really long version: Really felt fatigued on Friday and Saturday for some reason…utterly spent. Not really sure what my deal was, or if it played any part on my performance Sunday, but I napped a lot on Friday after driving the course, and a little on Saturday as well…never did that before.

Sunday was definitely warmer than last year…last year we had absolutely perfect weather, but this year it was a lot warmer. I wouldn’t say hot, really, since it was only in the ‘80s, but after early weather forecasts said highs in the mid-60s, it was a bit cruel. Anyway, I got in the water early and hung out near the ski ramp, with my plan being to start wide and try to avoid the craziness near the course markers. But I realized soon that there were far, far too many people behind me to make any real difference. At the cannon, it turned into absolute madness. I don’t want to make any crass generalizations here, but I think that the number of newbies in this race is becoming a problem. Way too many people who were probably going to swim 1+30 or more seeded themselves too far to the front, and as a result I ended up literally stopping behind 3-4 barely moving swimmers. There were also a lot of assholes on the swim, or at least 2 that I know of. On the way to the first turn, I rolled to the right to breathe, and promptly got clubbed right in the eye, pretty damn hard. It took me by surprise, and I kind of stopped, and promptly got clubbed again, just as hard. I stopped and swore a loud “God Dammit!” purely out of shock and surprise, and the fucker who smacked me, instead of saying “sorry dude,” or something like that, gave me the finger instead. I was totally shocked…hey, I understand stuff like this going to happen in that crowded of a swim, but the last thing I expected was some fucknozzle giving me the finger over it. I seriously wanted to kick this dude’s ass right then and there. But I just gave him the finger back (OK, not the most mature thing to do, I know, but I was really pissed), and just went back to swimming. Not far from the first turn marker, I ended up pushing somebody on the back or something…I stopped due to all of the folks in front of me, and had some irate dude in my face over touching him. WTF? I barely even touched the guy (much less clubbing him in the face, twice), and here he is getting in my face. I said something to the effect of asking what his problem was (in not very polite language, I should add, still being annoyed over the previous encounter), and took off again. From there, I went as wide as I could, and just looked for open water. I went at least 20-30 feet wide at every turn after that, just to avoid the scrum, and got a fairly crappy swim split thanks to that. I exited the water in 1:19:16, about 2 minutes off my previous swims, and far slower than I had hoped. On the run to T1 up the helix, I was dodging people who were walking 2 and 3 wide, just strolling up the helix, taking their time and not even trying to stay out of the way of other folks who were trying to make every second count.

I did T1 in 9:53, which I thought was pretty decent, and hit the bike. Right off the bat, I was trying to get around slow folks on John Nolen. I came up behind two dudes slow pedaling and chatting…completely blocking everyone. I waited for a few seconds, and then shouted “on your left,” to which I got a pissed off “this is a no passing zone!” Now, I may be wrong (it won’t be the first time), but I am pretty sure that the no passing zone didn’t start until you hit the bike trail, there being plenty of room to go around people on John Nolen Drive. But even if I am wrong, WTF is up with riding 2 wide and blocking the entire lane, going maybe 16-17 mph, having a chat with your budrow??? I really don’t get it. Anyway, I finally got into the clear near the Alliant Center, and started to push the pace. My logic was that with the relative coolness of the morning, and the promise of a warm afternoon, maybe it would better to try and push the pace on the first loop and then try to cruise the second. I was so set on going sub-12 that this game plan sounded good to me, since I was feeling fairly decent at the time, but I think I paid for that effort for the rest of the day. I did the first 40 miles at a 19.56 mph avg, and then my pace steadily dropped through out the day. I could tell I was getting fatigued on the second lap as my power output was steadily dropping as well. I think I hit my nutrition fairly well, as I got nary a leg cramp on the entire bike, and never bonked either. I came off the bike in 6:03, for an 18.51 mph average. I pretty much knew that my chances at going under 12 hours were over at that point, but I decided to hit the run and try and do my best.

I got going, and felt pretty good for the first 2 miles. But then the fatigue started settling in, and I had to walk a bit at the 2 mile point. I alternated walking and running, and was trying to keep my average pace at 10:30 or below, but that wasn’t happening, either. I hooked up a with my buddy Barry, and we tried to keep each other going, but he ended up telling me to go ahead on State Street on the first lap as leg cramps were keeping him from running at all. I was nearing the turn around when I ran into my good friend Keith who was doing his first IM, and who I expected would probably go under 11 hours. Keith and I work together, and had trained a lot together over the past year, and we had also hung out together up in Madison waiting for the race. I was totally shocked to see him, and thought for a second that he was about to finish. But he was still on his first lap, and had puked numerous times on the bike and the run, and was totally dehydrated. He told me he was going to walk it in, which at the time I took to mean he was going to just walk the rest of the marathon. I told him I would hang with him…I figured if I wasn’t going to meet my original time goal, I could hang with my friend and encourage him, regardless of long we were out there. But Keith was done, and dropped out at the half-way point. I kept going, and headed out on the second lap. The middle part of the race went pretty slow, and I realized as I rounded State Street again that I was enroute to my worst IM Marathon ever, and probably wouldn’t even beat last year’s time, so I decided to just start running, no matter how slowly, and make sure that I at least beat last year’s 12:41. I ended up going almost a minute better over the last 7 miles than I did over the previous 13, and went under the banner for a 12:36. I was happy to finish, and happy to PR, even if by just 5 minutes, but a bit disappointed in my overall performance. My race day execution wasn’t very smart, and I probably had a 19 mph avg bike in me had I just been more conservative on the first loop. I think going too hard too early cost me dearly on the second loop of the bike and on the marathon. Ah well, back again next year!

Spot

Congratulations Spot on another finish,

We must have been very close to each other all day. I exited the water in 1:20 and off the bike in 6:07. With a finish of 12:33. I went 3 minutes slower than my swim in 07 and just felt bad throughout the swim, same as you, got kicked in the face, and punched several times. How does one swim with fists?

Anyway, the temperature was sneaky warm, I think it was more the sun than the actual temperature, maybe a combination of both? Anyway, I thought I had a sub-12 effort in me, but my legs cramped badly on the second loop. At any rate, I had fun and will be back again next year as well!

Eric

Great job! A PR is a PR, and since you thought it was warmer than last year, I’d say you crushed it! Yesterday’s race was my first IM, and I thought it was a great race. Holy cow, do they know how to organize an event!

I was also surprised with how many jerks there were on the swim. I understand its crowded, ya gotta try and get your spot, but all I wanted to do was swim in a straight line, follow some feet, and the other people around me were having nothing of that. They would rather spend their energy elbowing me in the side (somehow, not really sure how or why) instead of moving in a forward motion.

And you were right, the only no-passing zone was the bridge underpass (about a mile or so long). However, when I was on the bike heading along John Nolen, the line of bikes was pretty thick and passing just seemed futile. I waited until we got to the parking lot before I tried to pass anyone. I wasn’t telling anyone they couldn’t pass, but I did make fun of a guy for givin’er right out the gate. I think I said something like: “OOOH gotta get that Kona slot noooow!” to a 30-35y.o. male who got out of the water after me (and I got out at 1:15).

I love the bike course. Challenging, but it makes for great opportunity to pass people on the crests (if you don’t hammer!).

Thanks…congrats to you as well. In addition to getting smacked in the face, I must have been whacked in the back of the head 5 times. I really don’t get it; why can’t people be just a tad more considerate in the water?

The temps didn’t really affect me all that much, I don’t think. I tried to train in the heat in Ohio when I could, although we had a fairly cool summer here as well.

Spot

Thanks…congrats on your first IM.

Yeah, I know that the IM folks get a lot of crap on this forum, but in my mind they do an awful lot of things very well, especially in the overall organization. After Sunday, though, I will join those who think that they are letting too many people register. Maybe it would be better to have more races/venues with fewer numbers of folks at each one.

The bike is very challenging. Its not just the hills, but the technical aspects as well. Just when you get up to maximum warp factor, you have to scrub all your speed to make a hard 90 degree bend or something.

Spot

hey i was watching you and wondered what was up on the first bike loop. it had me concerned, wondered if the marbles got shot a little early. in terms of moving forward, i think you can pull that pace, no question, you just have to get warm first, or negative split the bike.

don’t be disappointed in your event though. you learned alot and you did PR, so don’t sell that short. going 140.6 is a hell of a thing to do, let’s not forget that.

next year i’d like to come up to the creek more, and we can run. do some trails, etc. even during the week too, maybe do some kind of long run during the week in the spring and summer. it’s not a bad idea!

keep your chin up, i want you to be happy. you did the work, PR’d, be proud. :slight_smile:

Yeah, I definitely shot my wad too early on the bike.

I’m not too disappointed…it was a finish, and I PR’ed, just by not as much as I was hoping and know I’m capable of doing. Race day execution just wasn’t really thought out very well in the heat of the moment.

I think I’m gonna target a Feb or March marathon to try and work my weakest leg…

Spot

Congratulations on the finish and the PR!

I think the swim aggression is a self-fulfilling prophecy – People hear endless talk about how physical it is and in the moment decide every contact is threat to survivial.

On the working on your weakest leg, I think ST conventional wisdom would say that the bike is your weakspot, not the run.

Thanks for putting up a report. Love reading them.