got this in my email today
I figure, with this, I can get that $1 an hour raise I’ve been working towards!
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thanks, fuzzy
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Will they teach you how to grow hairs from your back long enough that you can combe them over the side of your head, spin them twice in 180 degrees until they cover your forehead and finish it off in a fancy hairdo? Could be a useful skill.
Warning:Your haircut may not be as stupid as Donald Trump.
That’s yooge!
How about:
Trump 101
How to meet and marry eastern European models that love the color green.
They have an error in this ad. Dumbasses.
The disclaimer should say, “Your earnings may not be as lucrative as Donald Trump’s.”
That is, they need to compare “your” earnings to his earnings, not your earnings to him. You don’t compare earnings to a person – so you have to add the “'s.” WTF?
Maybe I can get on the faculty there. I would like a shot at Carolyn.
"The disclaimer should say, “Your earnings may not be as lucrative as Donald Trump’s.”
…probably don’t want to major in English at “TU”.
Seriously, shouldn’t someone be fired over letting that slip through? Talk about bad P.R.
I offer my services right now to the Trump organization. All I ask is an occasional spin on his new bride.
That’s funny. It reminds me of the time at work I got an e-mail from Chuck E Cheese’s, asking if I was interested in a job. I asked one of my fellow partners whether he thought Chuck knew something I didn’t know.