IM finish time analysis - data needed

[Former_User]

I’m trying to predict IM finish time based on the following data, so input would be helpful:

• brand of toothbrush
• shoe size
• number of letters in your last name (hyphens count)
• your horoscope sign
• the width and height (in millimetres) of your left nipple.

Thanks,
Greg

[guywithabike]

• Park Tool
• I don’t have feet, you insensitive clod!
• No last name, either. It’s a symbol. You’re so out of touch.
• Yield
• Top, middle, or bottom one?