As of now, I am a college graduate – woohoo! Time to get drunk (and run???).
you want to go run???
didn’t they teach you anything in college? follow Jimmy Buffet’s advice - get drunk and …
One word - plastics!
Don’t you have to be at McD’s by 5 for closing shift?
Don’t you have to be at McD’s by 5 for closing shift?
That’s some third degree BURN right there!
Don’t you have to be at McD’s by 5 for closing shift?
That’s some third degree BURN right there!
Or is it BERN ?!?!?!?!
Or is it BERN ?!?!?!?!
Well… that depends. Did they pay for the education that led to a degree in fast food engineering? Or did they ride their unicorn along the gumdrop trail to Free University for the last four years?
Lets make America great again!
Ignore the peanut gallery - congratulations! Also, I find it works better to run first, then get drunk.
One word - plastics!
"A career? I’ve thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what’s waiting out there for me, I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. " Lloyd Dobler
Congratulations! Now the real work begins.
As of now, I am a college graduate – woohoo! Time to get drunk (and run???).
This isn’t something to celebrate. The fun is over. Welcome to the real world. It sucks ass.