I'm bored and want to start sh*t

OMG, he’s riding while listening to an IPOD!!!

http://twitter.com/lancearmstronG

I know he says it’s Pete Yorn, but we all know it’s mp3s of Johan…

Or the Jonas Brothers.

I have a theory about the cause of the irrational hatred toward other people being unsafe.

I think it stems from our evolutionary heritage, where in the past it was critical for the survival of a tribe for all members to be careful. lives were not available for wasting.

So back then it made sense to slap a guy upside the head for taking undue risk.

Today…no so much.

lol

I guess 95 % of me doesn’t care what people do.
5 % of me thinks like this…

Lance wears iPod and rides.
Lemming sees Lance wear iPod, he wears iPod.
Lemming doesn’t hear car and almost gets hit.
Driver of car who almost hits Lemming gets pissed at bikers.
Driver of car next time doesn’t play it as safe, hits me.

when you have to use that many mental gymnastics to get upset at somebody

you should have a beer instead

I guess 95 % of me doesn’t care what people do.
5 % of me thinks like this…

Lance wears iPod and rides.
Lemming sees Lance wear iPod, he wears iPod.
Lemming doesn’t hear car and almost gets hit.
Driver of car who almost hits Lemming gets pissed at bikers.
Driver of car next time doesn’t play it as safe, hits me.

+1.