I'm an Ironidiot .

Over the weekend, I signed up for the Duke Blue Devil irondistance race in October. I have no business trying to do 140.6. I don’t have time to train properly, and I’m a terrible runner. Like most people, I don’t anticipate any problems on the swim or the bike, but there’s no way I’ll be able to run the entire run. I don’t know if I’ll be able to run half of the run. I’ve done four half IM’s, and I’ve never even run the run in those races. If I can’t run the run in 70.3, why I should expect to be able to do it in 140.6?

I thought about that before I registered, but I registered anyway. Why? Because I have a two and a half year old son, and my wife wants another child ASAP. In March, I left my cushy state job due to budget cuts and got back in the newspaper business. I went from working maybe 35 hours a week with no deadlines to working 50+ hours a week with daily punishing deadlines. I’m having fun, but the stress level is pretty high.

I have been able train consistently at a decent level for the last few years, so my base is pretty good. I figure if I have another child, it will be several years before I could do an irondistance race with my family’s blessings. So I’m going for it. I’ll be stupid undertrained, and I’m thinking about putting up my running shoes in favor of a nice comfy pair of walking shoes.

The race is Oct. 8, and my birthday is Oct. 6. So I’m looking at this as a birthday present for myself. I have no training plan, and I don’t plan on utilizing one. My plan is to train as often as I can, and to make sure that I hit the standard target workouts – 4K swim, 6 hour ride, 2:30 run, 6 hour brick. I’m pretty close to everything except the big brick. My longest brick has been close to 5 hours, but that was just a 3 mile run and I started to cramp near the end. So I’ve got some work to do. And only 2 months in which to do it.

RP

You my friend, are an animal.
Idiots rock!

Robert,
First, let me say I loved you in “The Music Man” as Professor Harold Hill. You’re an incredible baritone.
With that said, I love your “what the hell” approach. Hardcore training be damned. That’s what breeds greatness. Overcoming the odds. Go for it, and remember, pain is temporary, glory is forever!

Hey Robert,

I was in a similar situation, with a two year old in the house and talk of more on the way. Decided it was now or many years from now. In the six months leading up to my IM I averaged just over 10 hours per week of training. Finished the race running and with a smile on my face. I wish the same for you.

Good luck!